mile high cream pie

A cream pie that happens at or above the elevation of 5280ft.

Last night in Denver I ignored the warning tap so he blasted his load inside me. It was the best mile high cream pie ever!!

by Idontthinkurreadyforthisjelly January 23, 2016

apple pie and the shoe bangers

Music group consisting of union members EZE and Evan.

laura cant wait for the new apple pie and the shoe bangers cd. (coming probably never)

by little cactus November 06, 2003

Minny Jackson Chocolate Pie

A pie that is made out of poop, as seen in The Help.

I gave her a Minny Jackson Chocolate Pie and she at two slices!

by xowe March 31, 2019

shut yer fuckin' pie hole

What just must be said to an individual so divorced from the reality of truth that nothing can redeem them.

Yup! It was all the scientists and their .. logic, that got us into this COVID mess. Making us all wear masks that don't work, washing germs off of our hands and keeping away from sick people. Idiots, the lot...

How about you (and your knuckle draggin', privileged, ass-wipe president) shut yer fuckin' pie hole and listen to REALITY!

by YAWA October 21, 2020

Cute beautiful sexy potato pie

My gf

Dang my gf is a cute beautiful sexy potato pie

by Exuberant_Turtle November 29, 2019

Freshly Baked Cum Pie

A load of cum is put into a freshly baked apple pie and eaten as dessert.

Kids, save room for your freshly baked cum pie!

by Fuck Face October 17, 2003

Korean Whore Cream Pie Surprise

Korean Whore Cream Pie Surprise

I was getting ready to fuck this Korean whore. She wanted me to wear a condom. I said no. She said you promise to pull out. I said yes I will withdraw. I was enjoying fucking her and shot my cum into her tight sweet pussy making a Korean Whore Cream Pie Surprise.

by Asianpoker January 28, 2022