Facebook Friend Decon

the act of cleaning out friends on facebook

Steve did his yearly Facebook friend decon and wiped out almost 800 people

Facebook Friend Decon by Musky94 October 23, 2011

Facebook Overload 

When people new to Facebook are constantly online posting statuses that never really make sense.

Often posting statuses that say LMS

"Dude! I just got a Facebook!"
"I can tell. You're totally in Facebook overload."

LMS

Facebook Overload

Facebook Overload by BabyJay6 December 5, 2011

facebook mind fuck 

When you see a status, that simply mind fucks the shit out of you. Literally like you may catch aids without protection.

facebook mind fuck status- "its like an unstoppable force meeting an unmovable object"

unlikely victim of looking at the status, - bro, i think i just been mind fucked, i have aids...

facebook mind fuck by Izzytheshizzy December 29, 2011

Facebook Fifth 

Something you don't want to say on the Facebook Wall that might incriminate you

as you reply to someone's comments, " I'll plead the Facebook Fifth on what I did in high school!"

Facebook Fifth by Gr00vnSEE January 1, 2012

Facebook Confident 

Someone who will like or comment on anyone's status, picture or post without a care in the world

Jonh: "did you hear that Adam liked Louise's status last night?"

Anna: "But Adam has no idea who she is?"

Jonh: "I guess he is just facebook confident"

Facebook Confident by Robin French January 8, 2012

Facebook Sprung 

When two couples have been dating for ONLY two months or less and telling each other "I love you" & talking about each other on FB and posting some annoying ass lovey Dovey bullshit on each others profile thinking its cute, but in reality, its annoying as fuck...

Guy post status about GF: I love her so much. I wanna marry her!

Friend comments: HOW FUCKING CUTE! And how long have you two been dating now? two months? a week?
GTFO you're Facebook Sprung

Facebook Sprung by koolpool13 November 11, 2012

Facebook Commitment 

When you reply to an event as "going," you must go to that event no matter what.

John accidentally got himself into a Facebook Commitment for a party and had to miss his sister's wedding.

Facebook Commitment by hahagoe September 6, 2012