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dirty prius

The leftist version of a basic bitch. The kind of person who thinks they're saving the world by making minor changes while being completely ignorant of their complicity in larger systems of oppression.

Does things like:
- Joins the peace corp, but yells at homeless people to get a job
- Recycles everything, but uses racist language "ironically"
- Works for a nonprofit by day, but aggressively hits on women at douchey bars by night
Bridget: "Ugh, this tinder guy seemed cute, but he's such a dirty prius."
Andrew: "What?"
Bridget: "He works as a community organizer, but all of his favorite music is super sexist. Also, he is way too white to pull off the dreads in his profile pic."
dirty prius by ukiah July 18, 2015
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dirty hughes 

When you nut in a girl's eye and they go temporarily blind for 1 summer.
I heard that Nancy couldn't go to camp because Shane Dirty Hughesed her

Dirty Bronza

When you are doing somebody in the butt; they defecate and you pee at the same time.
Tim gave me the Dirty Bronza last night and I'll never be the same again. He gilded me from the inside.
Dirty Bronza by BMurdah1 July 26, 2016

Dirty westicle 

The act of cutting a males testicles and having them fall into a females butthole. The femal when then do a timed 40 yard dash while screaming the national anthem. If the femal does not finish the 40 yard dash in under 4.5 seconds, she must lick the males rectum until she sees starts and passes out
Yo hunter did you see those kids from across town do the dirty westicle?

dirty ham sandwich 

Name for a dirty STD cheating slut
My ex sure had me fooled, I thought she had a shiny pink taco but she ain't nothin but a dirty ham sandwich. I gotta go to the clinic...

Dirty Weetabix 

A sex act, in which the receiver sucks a fart out of the aggressor's Anus. The act was allegedly first performed by a cornish man looking to supplement his choice, staple wheat breakfast block, with a lightweight and less colorific, airy alternative, owing it's name - The dirty weetabix.
'Ere now, where you to with my bloody fart box bitch, I needs me dirty weetabix quick fast.
Dirty Weetabix by Thefunkjuice July 30, 2017

Dirty Jensy

A cute boy that lures you into his trap by sweet talking to you and uses you for his personal (usually horny) pleasure.
Girl 1: Whos that cutie?
Girl 2: That's a fuckboy...
Girl 1: But what's his name?
Girl 2: Dirty Jensy
Dirty Jensy by hehehe1752 November 5, 2018