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dirty banana 

The act of explaining to your friends a fashion faux pas while repeatably deep-throating a banana covered thickly in peanut butter.
Did you see that Wesley Snipes was wearing a short sleeve shirt with a blazer? Jerry Seinfeld had to go and give him a dirty banana in order to teach him the proper shirt-blazer combination.
dirty banana by Master Tardbater November 6, 2013

mexican banana split 

When a woman defecates in an another woman's chest while wearing a g-string or a thong. The feces that lands in the woman's chest usually splits in to two pieces.
When I was in Mexico, I witness this gorgeous woman give a Mexican Banana Split. It was amazing... There was stress show in the receiver's face.
mexican banana split by jaws November 1, 2006

white chocolate dipped banana 

when a man has anal intercourse with a woman until she feels the need to poke out a turtle head, then spreads his man-seed on the turtle head and another woman takes a bite of it
guy 1: "I heard brads mom gives one hell of a white chocolate dipped banana"
guy 2: "you heard right my friend, you heard right..."

white banana 

1. subsitute for "whatever,"
2. exclamatory statement of suprise
3. replacement for an expletive
4. subsitute for sexual-related activity
1. "I missed the bus! white banana, I'll just walk."
2. "you're getting married--white banana!"
3. "what the white banana is going on in here!"
4. "yeah, i heard they were doing the white banana all night"
white banana by pink424 December 24, 2007

Hairy Banana 

A word Andrew Dice Clay uses for dick.
Hairy Banana by Crabkilla2001 January 16, 2009

Peel the Banana Slowly

Guy: So I hear you're a master at slow-motion

Hasselhoff: Why yes I am, I even peel the banana slowly

Guy: DUDE! I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!!!