Jessica: I wanna watch something with you
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!
by Whyareyousuchacunt May 29, 2016
Mate it's not pasta if you don't have the fresh cherry tomatoes mate fuck off! Just give it to me now the prosciutto, please!
by masterbaitsmate June 09, 2017
A Snake that annoys people on RP chats and then they attack it..... then the Snake multiplies and starts spamming across multiple chats spreading cancer and other people start using it resulting in chat-wide bans.
Person1: Wow that Guy is RPing as a Snake.... i hate it! time attack it! *attacks*
Snake: *regens and duplicates causing spam across multiple chats*
Person1: oh oh i just released a spam snake
Snake: *farts*
Snake: *regens and duplicates causing spam across multiple chats*
Person1: oh oh i just released a spam snake
Snake: *farts*
by Subject031 May 09, 2017
by spazfly June 17, 2019
When a white man whips out his member, and their partner is vastly disappointed and depressed at the lack of size, and pleasure from said member. In other words, much like an albino garden snake, it's useless, small, and not worth the time to mess with.
Ex.
Nicki: "Hey Jessica, I hanged out with John last night... of course we did 'the sex'"
Jessica: "oh wow, how was he?"
Nicki: "he's an Albino Garden Snake :("
Jessica: "I fuckin' knew it"
Nicki: "Hey Jessica, I hanged out with John last night... of course we did 'the sex'"
Jessica: "oh wow, how was he?"
Nicki: "he's an Albino Garden Snake :("
Jessica: "I fuckin' knew it"
by dix 'B' floppin September 04, 2017
I don't know where she puts it all, she must have a hollow leg!
She wouldn't eat anything yesterday, but today's a snake-day.
She wouldn't eat anything yesterday, but today's a snake-day.
by sh4ngril4 April 17, 2023
"When John told his friend Nick that he was only dating Amy for sex, Nick called John a trouser snake in the grass."
by qbillustration June 30, 2013