Laying a snake

To lay a nice, long, solid, turd. There must be minimal cracking with a minimum 6 inches in length to be considered a baby snake, 9 inches to be a teen snake, and 12 inches to be considered an adult snake. Anything less is considered a “worm,” not to be confused with parasites, although it easily is when said in conversation without prior reference. It is common to practice and prepare oneself to make the best snake one can before graduation from childhood to adulthood.

Don’t go in the bathroom for awhile, I’ll be in there laying a snake. It’s gonna be a stinky one.

by Layingsnakeismygame April 8, 2022

Snake

Kevin durant

Kevin durant is a snake

by Codyboi30 August 22, 2017

Snake.

A girl who thinks she is better than everyone else, and acts like she is the best. She is fake, and likes to backstab people. She's very two faced, and not a good friend.

You were friends with Emily.?! She's a snake.!

by Gretchen.❤👋 December 21, 2016

Tube snake

A tube snake is an uncut penis, typically referring to someone is of Indian descent

“Was he uncut?” “Yes! I love me a good tube snake !”

by Lemmehityourvape March 30, 2025

Snake eyes

Someone who has dark, mysterious,evil eyes, and turns out to be a fake friend.

Man he's got snake eyes, look how dark and evil they look, he's a skeng.

by Savage little shit July 20, 2016

snake tip

a disease where your prostate to have two or more pertrusiouns

Dude my tip got two! I have snake tip!

by heyimkae! February 27, 2024

Snake

Danger noodle

Person1: Hey watch out for that snake
Person2: what do ya mean that's a danger noodle

by Timmyaintit September 7, 2021