Bifloof's law

Originating from an urban dictionary word titled Bidoof’s Law, Bifloof's law states in summary that there will never be anything more joyous than reading a bad or offensive opinion online, checking the user’s profile, and finding out they are “openly and shamelessly addicted to furry porn”.

bifloof's law strikes again

by MisterPeanut April 14, 2020

Peddo law

1, never give the kids back
2, more disgusting hoe shit

I love fuckin kids soo much I'll never give em back.
Its peddo law! Cuz peddos stick together like shit and dick

by Jesse peddo Peterson November 25, 2025

stepnephew-in-law

1- Stepnibling's husband.
2- Spouse's stepnephew.

My stepnephew-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Kasie's Law

OK,
the idea that art, comedy, secret handshakes, and poetry from mischievous youngsters are natural reactions to
parental utilization of social media as a puppet to evoke validation of decisions.

By Kasie's Law, the two sisters bonded in the backseat of a road trip.
Whining, arguments, and weird behavior did not phase the two because they didn't let strange shit spook their good spirits .

They produced a handshake masterpiece of jokes instead.

by abima February 17, 2021

Gremlin's Law

The chance of something going wrong increases inversely to the time when you need it to get done.

Jim: I need this paper to print now!
James: Well that sucks, cause the printer's jammed.
Jim: I forgot about Gremlin's Law again.

by SilverPeppef May 29, 2014

j-lawed

related to jennifer lawrence,it is if you trip over infront of a large group, crowd and audience

ha, he j-lawed

by It's true by the way April 14, 2017

sibling-in-law

Sibling's spouse or spouse's sibling.

My sibling-in-law is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019