whats the haps

A cool way of saying whats happening or what is going on. Can also be used as a greeting. First used by Sideburns 2003.

Whats the hap? OR Whats the hap man

by Adz October 27, 2004

WHAT! YEAH! OKAY!

derived by lil jon in the usher video "yeah" it means that mr jon is happy....

saying yeah really means u are happy

by ashleys lil bro May 13, 2005

what is my life

this feeling of momentary overwhelming anxiety. often used in an exaggerated joking sense

roommate 1 - Girl you cant find your keys?? you're about to be late to class, and you know you have an exam today!!

roommate 2 - *searching for keys* UGGGHHH! I know! what is my life?!

by c1c1 November 21, 2013

what the ladies want

Everything and nothing. Just take a few minutes to think about that and you'll get the point.

It is impossible to know what the ladies want because they can't even make up their own fucking minds for a change.

by AYB October 9, 2003

What a fucking waster.

its not what the chode above said ^^ GET IT RIGHT BEFORE YOU POST IT!
its really a popular song by the libertines, called what a waster. here are some of the lyrics. well, all of the lyrics then ¬_¬

What a waster, what a fucking waster
You pissed it all up the wall
Round the corner where they chased her

There's tears coming out from everywhere
The city's hard, the city's fair
Get back inside you've got nothing on
No you mind yer bleedin own you two bob cunt

When she wakes up in the morning
She writes down all her dreams
Reads like the book of revelations
Or the Beano or the unabridged ulysses

Oh I really wanna know
So tell me, where does all the money go
where does all the money go
Straight, straight up her nose

And I never really liked it any way
So much preferred it the other way yeah

What a divvy what a fucking div
Talking like a moron, walking like a spiv
I was laying in bed paying my rent
Knocking on the door for something

That she lent her brother
Meanwhile from under the covers she says
Save me from tommorow, save me from tommorow
Oh no, Oh no not me

And I never never liked it any way
So much preferred it the other way yeah
Never really liked it any way
So much preferred it the other way yeah

What a waster, what a fucking waster
You pissed it all up the wall
Round the corner where they chased her

There's tears coming out from everywhere
The citys hard the citys fair
Get back inside you've got nothing on
No you mind yer bleedin own you two bob cunt

What a waster, what a fucking waster
You pissed it all up the wall
Round the corner where they chased her

There's tears coming out from everywhere
The citys hard the citys fair
Get back inside you've got nothing on
No you mind yer bleedin own you two bob cunt

by the libertines rule. if you disagree i will kill j00 September 8, 2004

what died up there?

The question often asked, when a foulness beyond belief emanates from where the sun don't shine.

When I first blew off in front of my future wife, she asked increduously, 'What died up there?'

by cherrypicker March 17, 2007

what the fuck, over

Military jargon, occasionally written or spoken "WTFO"...while actually saying "What the fuck, over" what is implied is "Are you fucking shitting me?"

What the fuck, over...what PT Nazi came up with the idea of measuring percent body fat every month?

by harry flashman July 3, 2003