School joke

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"

Just a private school joke

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 7, 2019

High school

Basically the home of STDs, condoms, birth control, pregnant teenagers ,bullies, and etc.

You:Dude why are there so many people with blisters on their face?
Micheal:That's just high school
You:What?
Micheal:Welp that's why you don't wanna fuck anyone in highschool

by Nicebutstfu February 25, 2020

hillbrook school

stuck up white rich kids

that white kid goes to hillbrook school

by b0bj0e September 23, 2017

farragut schools

farragut high/farragut middle is probably the worst school in knoxville. everyone there is fake and annoying asf. it’s filled with the weirdest kids ever and shitty ass teachers

nobody like farragut schools , please shut that shi down

by Whotfaskedlol September 6, 2021

School Shooter

A derogatory term for Americans, a slur used by British to refer Americans.

Look at them School Shooters lining up for burgers.

by BigBickMick January 16, 2023

The Mountain School

A dope ass semester school located in vershire Vermont which is one of the whitest places in the world. Also TMS is better than any other semester out there ( High Mountain Institute sucks the most). Plus we have a dank ass llama named Desmond and a beautiful orchardist named Ben!

Tryna go to the mountain school for a semester XD. The mountain school is the best school ever!!

by Hottest Thots Of The Mountains October 28, 2018

Cleeve School

Quite possibly the worst school in the country. It is NOT for the faint hearted.

Cleeve School is the dodgiest place in Cheltenham and maybe even in the whole world.

by glosposts March 3, 2019