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sock daddy

Like a sugar daddy, but he pays you in socks cause you’re both adults
Sock daddy came in clutch and got me quality wool socks
by Librose January 1, 2020
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Bus sock

A Bus Sock is a term used by touring production crews (a.k.a Roadies) to define a sock used to contain ejaculate from having illicit wanks on the tour bus. The use of a bus sock avoids having to dispose of tissues (wank rags) or collecting wanker's crisps in the bunk of the tour bus, as the Bus Sock can simply be reused until the bus arrives at its destination and then thrown into the laundry.
My bus sock is very crispy and needs washing out.

Rory thought he was being smart by using a bus sock instead of tissues, but the whole bus knew he was knocking one out anyway.
by CarpMagic December 17, 2019
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Socks

A piece of cloth used to suffocate a body part and cause a large amount of sweat to form in order to produce a toxic like substance between toes.
Adam and Eve were in the garden, they ate the apple and then God came down and gave them socks as punishment.
by truely sass February 21, 2018
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BOOBY SOCK

A contraption that holds the boobies and gives them support.
I can't wait to get home and take of this damn booby sock!
by BlueBees July 6, 2020
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Glocks on socks

1. When you carry your Glock at an ankle-high position

2. The semen in your sock after beating meat
1. Gangster 1: "Yeah, I popped a cap in his ass after I had to reach for my Glock."

Gangster 2: "Nice, bro, that's why you gotta wear Glocks on socks

2. "I jizzed but I did not clean my sock. I just left some Glocks on socks in there"
by Poepsla October 14, 2021
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Sock-Dick Danny

A man whose penis is uncircumcised. A term made popular by comedian Bryan Callen. See also: Clean-Tip Tim
Hey man, is your sister okay dating a Sock-Dick Danny, or is she more into Clean-Tip Tims?
by grand unified August 26, 2016
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Socks

They are super rich! They have loads of socks.
by Cutepotatoezz December 6, 2023
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