Cosby sex

Sex with an incapacitated, or unconscious person.

Shelly wasn't in any mood to hookup? So after she passed out, I had Cosby sex with her

by Danman73 November 24, 2014

Sex Retardant

An agent that enigmatically repels sexual desire such as moldy cheese, dead horses, or Hillary Clinton’s breasts.

I saw an old fuckass bitch bitch at the store today and my boner went limp faster than light speed. She had total Sex Retardant written all over her

by Obiwan723 March 3, 2021

sex pencil

An ordinary pencil can be converted to a sex pencil upon the act using it to penetrate your anus or vagina.
Once a pencil is a sex pencil, there is no coming back.

"hey man wanna come over, i have a sex pencil ;)"

by realnzuum May 27, 2021

Bridgerton Sex

Sex, where there's no foreplay or lubrication, and both partners come immediately and intensely.

"Well, we both came fast!" "Yeah, Bridgerton sex!"

by Chez Bru May 20, 2021

Spud Sex

Having sex inside of a giant potato/model of a potato.

First said by Irish YouTuber jacksepticeye in his Minecraft video titled, "I Built an UNLIMITED XP Farm In Minecraft - Part 30".

"It's called Spud Sex. It's where you have sex, inside a spud."

by yourfriendlyirishpotato July 20, 2020

Sex dust

A magical ether that emanates after an intense exchange of passion and energies. Sex dust can only be created when both parties climax.

The air is always thick with sex dust after Tim fucks Sarah.

by Lolm3l September 17, 2016

Lesbian sex

I was spending the night at my friend Amy's house and I had a massive crush on her. We were watching a movie when her parents weren't home and a steamy scene came on I could feel her looking at me and moving her hand along my thigh making me wet and as soon as I looked at her she pounced on me and started frenching me and I kissed her back sliding my tounge into her mouth. I realized she had no pants on and her wet thong was rubbing against mine. She took off my shirt and bra and began kissing my breasts as she moved down and took of my dripping thong and without warning stuck her tounge inside my clit while I moaned. I flipped her over and took off her thong and sat her on me so we wet pussys were against each other, I put stuck my finger in my pussy and pulled out my cum and spread it all over breasts while amy licked them clean and sucked on my nipples and I could feeling her cumming so I lay her on the floor and ate her out and stuck my fingers up her while she screamed. We scissored the rest of the night and I woke up to her tounge in my pussy and we did it all over again while we were in the shower.

I gave my friend lesbian sex and it felt so good.

by everyonetookmyusername December 28, 2022