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Pavlo’s Penis

When you kinda have to piss, see the urinal and then the urge is so bad that you feel like you are about to piss your pants.
I kinda had to pee and then Pavlo’s Penis made me almost piss my pants.
by anonymous May 2, 2021
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Penis ham

insult then insert picture of penis ham
by @637Qzy on twitter May 6, 2021
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Penis baby

1: The act of putting a plastic baby doll’s pp in your vagina
2: when your being super Whiney and bossy
1: I just used a penis baby and I now feel like a pedo
2: bro quit being a penis baby
by Eatmyshortsleevepants May 7, 2021
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My Penis

It is extremely big and much bigger than yours. It has a bigger bridge, and a much wider tip.
Uncle Steve likes to play with My Penis
by SillyGooseBoy4 June 9, 2022
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Penis Envy

The ugly bull-dike lesbian at your work place who constantly attempts to belittle the men that surround her by making rude comments about their manhood, their penis, or the fact that she does not find men attractive. This is usually done in front of another woman or a group of people. The bull-dike acts this way due to penis envy and feels like she can get away with this behavior due to the political correctness that prevents us all from bitch slapping her face with our penis.
In front of white male co-workers, bull-dike Joan yells across the room to another female, Robin, "Hey Robin, Blacks have big cocks!"

This is Joan's attempt to make her co-workers feel inferior, all because Joan has penis envy, and wishes she had a penis.
by 1six022 December 7, 2010
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penis puffer

by anthony smith November 3, 2006
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Yoderism of the penis

Yoderism of the penis is a Disease similar to genital warts. It is a viral infection that causes green blisters that overlie ulcers on the skin or mucosa. if untreated the disease can take hold and cause your penis to shrivel and turn green giving it a yoda like appearance. there is only one know treatment which involves injecting your self with a hypodermic needle in the japs eye (eye of the snake) or directly in the anus this treatment is risky and involves 100% commitment and must be done on the hour every hour for a minimum time frame of 35 yrs. known cases there has been more then 100 known cases across the Brisbane area within the 1yr police are trying to identify the know source of this disease but it has been sourced down between the Paddigton and gap area or though it has also accured in such us states a Pennsylvania. not to much is known about this serious disease but the scientist are currently studying the affects of these diseases and possible cures.
"what the crap factory dude your bellend looks like that little green guy out of star wars" "yeah i gots the Yoderism of the penis"
by Dr. Barry B May 7, 2009
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