Squish Mitten 

A smoke-bench-dwelling, man-whoring slut with low self-esteem and a neverending supply of cigarettes

This is Squish Mitten, my retarded cousin.

Squish Mitten by Xeppo May 29, 2007

dutch oven mitt

see: cupcaked entry.

"You to**er, dont shove you dutch oven mitt in my face! Im gonna cupcake you for that. You uncombobulated, combusto flatulence ridden goit."

dutch oven mitt by Ali Bongo. November 11, 2007

mitten 

The act of "wearing" your bird like a mitten.

Specifically, thumb in the bullseye and digits up the furry cup

Man: fancy a mitten?
Woman: lets rock!

mitten by dogga January 7, 2006

mitching 

Spending overt amounts of time at the computer helpdesk for 'computer help.'

Stop mitching around we have work to do.
She spends so much time mitching.
If I had to spend so much time mitching, I do believe I would die.

mitching by Some Girls At A PARTAYYYY December 9, 2008

Mitsume 

A mitsume is the biggest bitch in the world. She becomes your best friend and then dates the man\woman you are in love with, pretending that she had no clue you loved them. Another thing Mitsume's like to do is to betray you when you're going through a tough time with your partner.

your partner: "I don't even want anything to do with him anymore."

Mitsume: "Yeah, I don't even consider him my friend anymore."

Mitsume by Triorio July 17, 2009

mitten fuck 

When the woman your with has to wear mittens in order to keep you from being scatched all to hell

The gal i met at the bar last night was a real mitten fuck, i thought i was gonna have to get stitches when the night was over

mitten fuck by mitman August 5, 2007

mitty 

means average, roots of the word cum from a cross between the words pretty n mingin. is a term mainly used to describe ppl.

Cindy: that guy ova there is checkin me out, u think i shud go ova??
Tapps: nah dont bova hun, hes mitty!

mitty by Tapps n Cindy January 27, 2005