Max isn’t just “the biggest.” He’s strong, confident, and kind, but don’t let that fool you. He’ll steal your heart, make you feel safe, and then hit you with love like you’ve never known. Someone who’s fun, addictive, and leaves you wanting more… basically, a Max is pure trouble, and you’ll love every second of it. Love you Doefoe
You think you know what love is? Then you haven’t met Max yet.
He is the best thing that happened to me. I'm in love with Max.
Max Doefoe <3
He is the best thing that happened to me. I'm in love with Max.
Max Doefoe <3
by borntobealiveisnietvandevp October 21, 2025
Get the Max Doefoemug. 
silly little boy who will stay by your side, likes to be teased, very tall and cute, has big mussel and is very cute, oh yeah and is very cute, might I remind you he is very cute
by anonymous June 2, 2022
Get the Max McCuemug. The act of holding back thoughts of doom in ones mind until the very end of the day, finally letting it all out, sometimes unable to sleep.
The wife is not too happy with me, i have been Doom Maxing a lot lately and haven't been getting much sleep.
by fro99er July 15, 2024
Get the Doom Maxingmug. Drake-Maxxing is where someone tries to get their Johnson the size of drake. It’s usually very painful the way they do it, whether if it’s sticking a electro pad to it then cranking it up to 50 volts or putting it in molten glass. Whatever to become sigma.
When was the last time you were Drake-Maxxing, you look weak af.
by Notmatt the legend June 10, 2024
Get the Drake-Maxxingmug. The greatest sandwich store in the US. Home of the greenwich and filler of all stomaches. Max Blank, the founder and deli master of this chain is so amazing and so hot that he is a legend. He makes the greatest sandwiches in all the land and should be bowed down to whenever seen.
I went to Max's Delicatessen and will never be hungry again. (This supports the claim that Max Blank can end world hunger.)
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by Tmoney-albumdrops08 August 12, 2007
Get the Max's Delicatessenmug.