Max and girls

When max is flirting with other girls in one time he shows his ass to girls to show him he's hot

Max:bella look at my dick
Bella: Omg Max and girls

by No body gives a shit September 28, 2021

Max

A child who is smart, even though he says otherwise. Sometimes cannot take a joke and has slight anger issues. He can overreact to things.

"Jeez Max, calm down!"

by yeeeeeeeeeeeę January 11, 2022

Max

has very big muscles and all the girls like him and he is so cool and funny and has so much sex with girls and is smart and cool

i wish i was max cause he is so cool and funny and awesome

by ok i wont use my real name November 23, 2021

pleasure-maxing

A gluttonous behavioral pattern where an individual combines as many forms of pleasure into a single experience, intending to elevate or otherwise positively transform said experience. Notably, this behavior often undermines and distracts from the experience it was supposed to enhance.

Derived from “min-maxing,” a term used to describe using minimal resources to output maximum effect.

“This movie is so good we should get high, eat some food, maybe a couple beers, some candy. That’ll make it so much better!”
“Okay well while you’re pleasure-maxing, I’m just gonna keep watching.”

by pluffaduff May 7, 2025

Max

A big dick daddy whose genitalia is so immense it needs to be rolled up at night for fear of astrification. Can pull any girl, or boy, or anything in between. Even though he’s a diabetic his athleticism is off the charts leading him to the comparison of Kobe Bryant. He’s basically the perfect human

Girl 1: yo, is that nigga a max
Girl 2: idk, why
Guy 1: because I have a strong urge to sleep with him
Max: you’re both invited if you want

by Shmebulach June 17, 2023

Max 9c

Number fifteen I don't like him cuz he iz a big stinky pou and a big nonce!!!!!!!!! GG eZ XD

Wow hes a Max 9c

by M3Ga Faggot February 17, 2020

max

max is the type of guy you’d fall in love with. his blond ish brown hair and beautiful blue eyes. i’ve loved him for a year now. he disregards others feelings and drinks his own away.

ex: i loved him
him: lol L
max is an asshole.

by soapyfarts January 2, 2023