milk-fuck-junkie

someone who has a glass or two of milf every fucking day. also someone who has a glass of milk after they have been outside for a while and have gotton parched and need a beverage.

Joe: I'm sweaty and thirsty, i need a drink. I'm gonna have some milk.
Brian: Milk is for breakfast only you milk-fuck-junkie!!!!

by Bob Builder October 27, 2004

Ur dad went to get milk

I’m sorry but if someone says this to you there’s a %99.9 that ur dad left you…

Oh ur dad went to get milk! 😭

by Olilondonphobic May 20, 2022

I can milk you

A meme Originated from Markipliers saying "I can milk you".

*looks at cow* I can milk you.

by BSposts July 07, 2020

he need some milk

When he looking thirsty and wanna get a girl knocked up, so he can drink her milk.

he looking like he need some milk.

by justhereforsomelearning November 04, 2016

And That's Why You Never Milk an Ostrich

Used at the end of a story with no point, much like And Then I Found Five Dollars. It is effective in that it confuses the listener.

So I fell asleep last night at seven and woke up a ten...And That's Why You Never Milk an Ostrich

by REPO!THEGENETICOPERA!!!!!!!!!! August 05, 2010

Your dad went to the milk store

This condition is usually when you become a Dream/Dream SMP stan.

A Living Human: "Your dad went to the milk store"
A Dream Stan: "WHAT IM CANNCELLING YOU 172.128.4.1" *FAKE IP*

by omaksusepic May 09, 2022

Your dad left to get the milk

A description of your dad leaving your mom for somebody else; or used as a popular phrase.

"Your dad left to get the milk 🤣🤣🤣"

by Troy517 May 30, 2022