Meat bag

A condom.

Before I jumped into the sack with my hooker, I made sure I put on a meat bag.

by B-rad-izzle February 27, 2010

Mystery Meat

When a nasty dirty sleazy ho wakes up with a hangover and can't remember who she fucked the night before.

Yeah girl I had fun but I don't remember shit. My vagina is sore too. I must have had some mystery meat last night.

by infin1te May 21, 2011

meat salad

Meat Salad: is the content of a hamburger, or cheeseburger, wrapped in a piece of lettuce. Could also be considered a protein burger

A chick orders a Double-double from In-N-Out burgerm orders it protein style, comes wrapped in lettuce, no bun, refers to it as a "meat salad"

i will take a meat salad to go please

by AZMZ3 June 11, 2006

meat pole

a cock usually 8-12 inches in length. (mostly black)

that slut was riding that meat pole like an all-star

by BJ May 13, 2005

meat curtains

When a chicks bologna hangs to her knees! Those are Meat Curtains.

by Mike D. October 2, 2003

meat cased

in the lyrics for rainbow veins by owl city

meaning.. two people close together like packaged meat in a freezer so close you can feel their heart beat. :)

"meat cased, i feel your heart beat, with new taste for speed out on the street..." ect.

"I was meat cased with her last night" XD

by guidant June 10, 2009

Meat Whistles

1. A pussy fart.

2. The greatest coed 16" softball team ever.

As I went down on her she let out two Meat Whistles in my mouth.

by ticky ty main October 9, 2009