Baptist hand job

A masturbatory act in which the penis is stimulated to erection, but not to ejaculation.

Peggy Sue allowed Cletus a Baptist hand job during their courtship, thinking that it wasn't sex but kept him on the line.

by Elvis wearing a bra July 21, 2005

Portuguese hand pump

masturbating (male only)

I'm off for a portuguese hand pump

by molemagic August 4, 2009

hand-i-cap

When a guy expects to get a blow-job from a girl but only gets a hand job

"Dude, did that girl give you dome?"

"Naw man, I got hand-i-capped"

by ThaMagicChef July 17, 2009

THREE HAND MAGIC

Its when you're receiving a little head from your newest chick, you're kicked back in the reclining position. All the sudden you realize that this is the GREATEST blowjob ever. It feels like she has three hands wrapped on your junk. The balls are warm, the shaft is being massaged in two directions, it's like heaven for your package!

Dude, I was half asleep when she started, by the time she was done with the three hand magic, I blew like a buffalo!

by Uncle Kurtie June 20, 2007

Totoro Hand-Job

When one gets a hand-job from a large hairy man at a bus stop on a rainy day.

Man, Matt was so happy when it finally rained. He'd been waiting for a Totoro Hand-Job for, like, 3 weeks.

by AmericaManofAmerica February 25, 2014

hand candy

to pleasure yourself , or another in a sexual way.

1) maann i need some hand candy !
2) let me give you some hand candy baby!

by mr-cool April 24, 2009

firm hands

Nice ass

Damn look at those firm hands.

by jdoug May 14, 2015