Hairy-V trap 

An irresistible anatomic attractant. Used exclusively by the female of a species as a device for exerting total domination over an unwitting, disoriented victim. It is often adorned, modified, beautified and/or scented in an attempt to disguise its nefarious purpose. Traditionally, innocent adolescent boys invariably succumb to this inescapable force, blinded by the singular intention of being consumed by it; sadly, the disposition of older males does not improve with experience.

As men, we have all been caught in the Hairy-V trap. The lucky ones die quickly, but most die a slow painful death; the few that do manage to escape, destined to willingly again succumb.

Hairy-V trap by YAWA July 18, 2016

Broken Matt Hardy 

Matt Hardy's personality after Jeff Hardy put him in the hospital. Speaks with an English accent, refers to people by their middle names, has premonitions, and deletes people from existence. Broken Matt also likes to bite TNA fans and has turned his brother Jeff into an Obsolete Mule, now known as Brother Nero. Broken Matt also has a gardener named Senor Benjamin who specializes in preparing the battlefield for massacre, a drone named Vangaurd 1 who commands Matt's fleet of assault drones and a Dilapidated Boat named Skasguard who saved Matt's life from a Brother Nero attack.

Broken Matt Hardy, you are really weirding me out right now.

Broken Matt Hardy by XMC7991 August 26, 2016

Hairy Nose 

When you have hair on your actual nose and not in your nostril.

"Hey Liam, you have a hairy nose mate"

Hairy Nose by Dale Anderson January 30, 2009

Harryson Burger 

A local term in Oxford for a burger with both a meat, and a chicken patty. This was invented in 1818 by Lord Harryson of Yorkshire during his studies at Baelliol College.

Hello sir, may I have a Harryson burger and a pitcher of your finest beer please?

Harryson Burger by Not Sven March 5, 2019

Hairy Nixon 

When a an unshaven woman sits on the face of a man wearing a large nosed Richard Nixon mask while he shakes his head repeating "I'm not a crook."

Guy: I went home with this chick last night.

Friend: Good time?
Guy: Well, first, she was freaking hairy downstairs, then she made me put on a Richard Nixon mask and rode the nose until she got off.
Friend: Ahh, the old Hairy Nixon, good times.

Hairy Nixon by Brian Fantanna August 29, 2010

hairy chomp 

The act of biting down on the hairiest part of the body. When you bite down on a hairy body part with a chomp. Normally done with your partner during a sexual encounter.

Person 1: Hey my girlfriend just broke up with me today.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I did the hairy chomp on her.

Person 2: Ouch that’s gotta hurt!

hairy chomp by RyanDaSniper November 30, 2019

hairy jol 

adj. n., a particularly furry taint or vaganus

"That chick better wax her hairy jol if she expects me to do her."

hairy jol by firstthrow September 23, 2012