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Chris Noyes

The classic dumbass college freshman. Loves to get blackout and vomit his alcoholic beverages wherever he goes. Usually fucks 6s or 7s. Sometimes referred to as: “retard”, or “Fucker with autism”.
Goddamnit it’s that retard Chris Noyes. He fucking sucks.
by Not here? March 10, 2020
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Chris

Bandwagon name share on Instagram vibe like the rest. Only thing you have a small car and big boto.
Lemme post this name share Chris at Kaena Point on my bike ride hike, without killing native fauna or bees.
by pohukainacave November 22, 2021
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Chris Benoit

Canadian wrestler. 18 year career spanning NJPW, WCW, WWE and Stampede Wrestling. Best friend to Eddie Guerrero. Winner of WrestleMania XX (2004) and Backlash (2004). Known by many as a quiet but well meaning, intense, professional who enjoyed his fans. No longer acknowledged by WWE except in few rare mentions.

Benoit’s fall from grace occurred June 2007 with what is infamously remembered as the Benoit Family Tragedy which saw Nancy Benoit, son Daniel and Chris himself all found deceased. Policed later ruled the case a murder/suicide. Causes for the tragedy are often laid on CTE, concussions, abuse of painkillers and Benoit’s declining mental health following Eddie Guerrero‘s death in 2005.
Me: I tend to enjoy revisiting Chris Benoit matches!
Everyone and WWE: SHUT UP YOU CAAAAAAAAAN’T!!!
by SpookyMan94 December 31, 2024
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Chris from south florida

Chris is a man from south florida who sends in lots of clips of car crashes to the idiots in cars youtube channel
Person 1: Yo you watch idiots in cars
Person 2: Yeah do you like chris from south florida
by UHhUhUHuHuhuhuhUHUHhUH June 7, 2022
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Chris leonard

Chris is a guy who is usually really hot and has nice eyes and a great smile. Chris are always the best kissers.
Girl 1: so did he kiss you?
Girl 2: yes

Girl 1: how was it??
Girl2: it was amazing! he is such a chris
by Ccfffffffrr June 5, 2022
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chris and sofia

The definition of true love between people who actually are the same kind of person
that couple is so cute, almost like Chris and Sofia !
by Zshak August 17, 2017
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Chris Rockin'

The repercussions of a person/persons taking something too far

Or to the point where they have made a situation awkward for others

Interchangeable with the phrase "he fucked around and found out"
"Yo, where's tony?"

"Man, he got arrested last night"

"Player needs to chill with the Chris rockin'"
by Wilhelmda'vigilante March 30, 2022
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