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Chris Bryant 

Digging a hole, knowing you've already gone too deep but you keep digging because to stop would draw attention to your complete lack of knowledge, bad decisions and general failings.
First coined 1st August 2021 when UK Member of Parliament Chris Bryant was repeatedly and mercilessly burned on Twitter. Even long-time adversaries of the MP begged him to come off the social media platform after he alleged that Pinochet was a communist.

Undeterred, the MP went on to make such a fool of himself that the phrase "Doing a Chris Bryant" was used.
Having a Bryant - When you are in over your head, but you keep digging while pretending you know what you doing.

Boss to Painter. : "You know this wall was supposed to be blue, why did you paint it yellow, then proceed to paint the house, your car, and the old lady sitting on the bench outside?.. Did you paint that baby's face!? "

Painter: "I knew it was wrong, but people were watching! I just kept on going, as if that was all planned. People looked horrified when I was painting people and dogs and cars, but I just had a Chris Bryant moment. I literally couldn't stop being a prick. I was waiting for someone to take the brush off me, but they never did."
Chris Bryant by Dic Penderyn August 1, 2021
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Chris Longo 

A kid who has 19 YouTube channels that have been actually used.
Did you hear that chris longo kid has 19 YouTube channels.
Chris Longo by Christophlak August 10, 2021

Chris Cornell Cocktail 

A drug cocktail of Ativan, prednisone and omeprazole, all found at the scene of Chris Cornellโ€™s death and believed to be the reason for his suicide.
Man, this Chris Cornell Cocktail is making me manic as fuck

Chris g bass 

Chris g bass is a YouTuber who like subwoofers but also breaks alot of them
Chris g bass by Bot_kargo August 25, 2021

chris brown 

best singer in the world
person1: i wish i was chris brown. person2: wake up chris breezy ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ›
chris brown by rahhhhhmyg August 27, 2021

Chris stone 

A talented basketball pro player who is always sexy and bound to be the NBA
Stephen curry: yo u know Chris stone?

Steve ker: yea I hope we get first pick so we can draft him
Chris stone by Chris stone October 10, 2021

Chris Bosh 

Chris Bosh was probably raised by dinosaurs.
Chris Bosh by BrickSimmonsNBA November 5, 2021