a heavily-intensified way of saying an escape line, originating from the game "Baldi's Basics" after collecting all 7 notebooks.
by SCG-1171 November 18, 2022

1. She enjoys a good can crack every now and then.
2. "If I don't get my money soon, he'll be getting a badass can cracking!"
2. "If I don't get my money soon, he'll be getting a badass can cracking!"
by e-double January 18, 2006

Someone who is simply amazing, takes your breath away, leaves you with a smile on your face. The boy of your dreams. Someone who will always be there for you, cheers you up, never makes you upset and also doesn't lie or cheat. ALWAYS HONEST. Reminds you how lucky he is to have you, tells you how beautiful you are regardless what you look like. The boy you never want to lose. The one you love no matter what and he loves you no matter what.
Can is the perfect boy!
by alexxx333666 January 1, 2017

Yo bro he is a j.cole don't even try to mess with him.
Yo bro he is a weapon that can end it don't even try to mess with him.
Yo bro he is a weapon that can end it don't even try to mess with him.
by Lack of confidence January 28, 2023

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by Slumbux March 26, 2021

What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.
by QuacksO October 16, 2020
