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Breastpacito

The act of playing with a woman’s breasts while listening to Luis Fonzi’s Despacito.
Man, I went [fucking Breastpacito on that hoe!
Breastpacito by frick_nuggets November 19, 2018

breastunch

breastunch is when you wake up late for breastfast, and it's lunch time, and you soo the huge boobs of the girl next to you in bed so you eat the shit out of them
breastunching, breastunch
i woke up at 2:30 hungry af, so i breastunched my girl
breastunch by theboobsmaster February 15, 2019

Breastprised

The potentially very pleasant of unpleasant surprise found when hugging some female you haven't seen for a while and feeling they have breasts when they hadn't before.
At my last family reunion a good few nieces breastprised me. I have mixed feelings about it.

Breastiness 

The quality of possessing large or conspicuous breasts.
The women on my family can balance things on their bust but I would like a more proper level of breastiness but not go too far with it.
Breastiness by ApricotFields June 11, 2019

breasticularity 

Noun. Related to the adjective breasticular and the adverb breasticularily.

Breasticularity is formal slang for the look and feel of someone's breasts. It is sometimes used alone to imply vastness, but it is usually pre- or post-modified with adjectives and adverbs in noun phrases or through use of a sentence containing a subject or object predicative as shown in the examples below.
Her breasticularity cost her a fortune. He loved his flat breasticularity after the operation. She had long thought of expanding her breasticularity surgically. Her impressive breasticularity made eye contact hard. She opted for maximum breasticularity when transitioning. He enjoyed the breasticularity of youtubers in the privacy of his room.

breasticularily 

Adverb related to the adjective breasticular and the noun breasticularity.

Formal slang. Used to describe a verb or and adjective as having to do with breasts. It often implies vastness when used to describe people.
She is breasticularily gifted by nature. He is breasticularily inclined. Her breasticularily extreme girlfriend got all the attention. The very breasticularily enhanced trans-woman also had a beautiful face.