He is the biggest fuck boy in the world. His eyebrows acted like trumps wall back in 2016, btw his eyebrows are posers. He has nine black kitty cats and 4 dildos with boxes on top of boxes full of extra small condoms. He is dating his Mom and is having a threesome with his dad. He goes to Smith School in Ramsey and is gay.
by Andrew Herre November 09, 2018
they say they are 'friends' but we know the truth
ryan and allyssa: "eww i wouldnt date a 16 year old" "shes 14 itd be weird af"
also allyssa: "happniess has 9 letters but mine has 4"
also ryan: *heart emojis liked by allyssa*
also allyssa: "happniess has 9 letters but mine has 4"
also ryan: *heart emojis liked by allyssa*
by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut September 28, 2022
Ryan salt is a dreamer every thing he does is a just a dream because what happens to Ryan and how everyone else sees it is completely different
by The truth 65 May 30, 2016
Born on October 25th 1990, Ryan Preece or Rocketman, is nominated as one of the best cup drivers by many. He's got one problem, He's been held back by his equipment. This claim stems from the fact that he joined a dying Stewart-Haas Racing in 2023. Another factor to consider are his truck Series stats. As of April 30th 2025 he has 11 top 10s out of his 12 starts in trucks. A pretty impressive record to look at especially in this day and age. In Xfinity, his stats are subpar there as well. He made starts for JGR and has won for them as well. But his first couple years in cup were disastrous. JTG was supposedly had potential coming into 2019 and failed miserably from there until Preece left in 2021. In 2022 he ran a part time schedule with Rick Ware Racing until he got his second full time opportunity in the form of the #41 Ford Mustang GT provided by Stewart-Haas Racing. 2023 wasn't much better than his time at JTG but they were a sub improvement at best. 2024 was his worst season on record. Coming out of 2024 it seemed as if Preece wouldn't get another chance. Out of nowhere in the off season, Preece got the call from a rising RFK Racing to drive their #60 Ford Mustang Dark Horse. Ever since then, he's had a glimmer of light in his skill behind the wheel. The only bad thing that's happened to him within the past 2 weeks was a DNF at Talladega this past weekend at the time of me typing this entry.
Example 1: "Here comes Ryan Preece on the inside"! - Mike Joy
Example 2: " There goes Preece up and over"! - Rick Allen
Example 2: " There goes Preece up and over"! - Rick Allen
by Section 80 April 30, 2025
Ryan Seibert won. 💨🌪️💨
How to use in incantation/ prayer "say it like I'm in another room and everyone knows me. "
How to use in incantation/ prayer "say it like I'm in another room and everyone knows me. "
by God, ~• The Devil June 13, 2025
A noble Motherfucker who grabs his gansta belt on his mothafucka waist and fire his cheap-ass pistol that cost 99 dollars and 15 dimes, da ting goes:
skrrrah!
Pap, Pap, ka-ka-ka (ka)!
Skidiki-pap-pap (Pap)!
and a Pu-pu-purdrrrrrrrrBOOM! (Boom)
Poom, poom, you don't know
what's two plus two is four minus one that's three, quick maths
skrrrah!
Pap, Pap, ka-ka-ka (ka)!
Skidiki-pap-pap (Pap)!
and a Pu-pu-purdrrrrrrrrBOOM! (Boom)
Poom, poom, you don't know
what's two plus two is four minus one that's three, quick maths
by k-364 December 20, 2017
by dfinitions April 26, 2021