Jeanne Zelasko

Host of Fox baseball, another sportsbabe

Jeanne Zelasko is sexy.

by cardinal_fan October 25, 2004

new zeland

Something people in New Zealand and out New Zealand seem to think New Zealand is. They think it's an uncivilised place. they think we're 60 years back just because our computers don't have the same communication speed as SETI.

Facts about this imaginary place that is really just a stereotype:

Every town only contains 4 shops. These are as follows:
-KFC
-Pub
-The warehouse
-Petrol station.

None of the roads are tar-sealed at all. the roads are pure dust, and there is no sidewalk either.

Ethnic diversity:
there are four ethnic groups in new zeland.
-pakeha
-maori
-islander
-asian

There is absolutely no existence of people from other places such as the americas, europe, or africa...with the exception of tourists, which new zelanders hate, because they don't want anyone to watch them shagging sheep.
Yes, new zelanders get turned on by beastiality, and they have sex with sheep. This is because new zelanders do not have good television or good computers.

Idiot american/aussie/new zealander/: Wow, I went to New Zeland last year. I went to this new zelander's house and his television was only 42''!

moron: only 42''? Shit! those new zelanders are SO uncivilised!

idiot: it gets worse! his internet connection speed is only 6,000,000,000 gigahurts per second!

moron: i'm glad i'm not in new zeland.

by kinzu_kiwi July 17, 2006

zebalaba

1) When one pulls a zebalaba. (verb)

2) The process in which one watches another in an activity, such as kissing, sex, video games, anything.. (verb)

3) The act of watching. (verb)

4) A watchful person. (adj.)
Dude 1: Yo this dude is always pullin a zebalaba.

Dude 2: I kno man. its not even funny no more. he was watchin me last nite.

Dude 1: Wat u say?

Dude 2: I sed fuck off man..

Dude 1: Sweet

Dude 2: Totally man.. Rock On..

Dude 1) He wont be pullin a zebalaba for a while.

he just did the zebalaba, what cool muffucker

by Zebant9 March 6, 2010

Zelafay

Zelafay can mean what you want it too mean, it's sheer velocity of magnitude greatness allows the speaker of the word to utter it with the intentions of a pure man and with the definition as only they see fit; and most importantly it gives them power, power beyond comprehension. Beware though not any man can utter the word they must be chosen to utter this gift for now there is only one, but perhaps soon one day you too can utter it.

Zelafay Zelafay Zelafay Tutti 'In order to get chosen you must pass the test of time and gravity'

by PananaKhan August 5, 2012

Zeliadsiv

An often explosive mixture of Wisdom and War in a person. Passion meets Intellect and the world is left with something as destructive as a super nova, and as beautiful as well. Take care to not be destroyed while admiring.

Child of Ares, Daughter of Athena, you are zeliadsiv

by Stran23 June 24, 2016

Zelal

Zelal is a girlname.
She is very pretty & nice.
She is helpfull and always nice to everyone.
Her name comes from Turkey.
She loves boys with dark hair and dark eyes.

B: Oh I think I'm in love with Zelal!
A: Really? She is so nice and pretty! I hope you two find together!
B: I hope too.

booty , pretty , nice

by Trashtrashtrashbe February 5, 2017

zelda zonk

A beautiful woman who looks like Marilyn Monroe. She is witty, charming and deep. She is attracted to powerful men especially those in the highest office of the land. She can do an awesome version of Happy Birthday

Zelda Zonk is a legend.

by jfp50 February 7, 2018