your mom

a random response to a normal question usualy resulting in awkwardness...:)

who do you like?

YOUR MOM!!!

by dkjghkfhgfgjkljgdjgdfkjgkfgjkj August 16, 2010

your mom

a word that answers any question

sam: what did you eat for lunch today

me: your mom

by bob sagettttttt October 6, 2009

your mom

talks about ur mom ,
comebacks.

your mom was in my bed XD

by stephhh. January 18, 2008

your mom

BURN!!

Dude: "That is so creepy."
Person: "What's so creepy?"
Dude: "Your mom."
Other Dude: "BURN!!"

by Drummer Girl June 10, 2009

your mom

the person who helped you get on the bus.

your mom is like like a doorknob. everyone gets a turn except her, cuz she doesnt have the hands

grants momma is so fat. " what is up with my mom?! jesus christ!"
thats what grant said after


by dog November 30, 2004

your mom

Applied to the concept that a mother and her care pretty much defines a person, by making a feeble insult attempting to slander the mother and therefore indirectly slander the person one is talking to.

Guy 1: This movie sucks
Guy 2: Your mom sucks

by Tulip March 3, 2005

your mom

responce from anyone to any question; excluding the use of mothers

mom: "what do u want to eat?"
jen: "your mom"
mom: "no, u cant eat grandma"

jen: "your mom"
mom: "no your mom"
jen: "thats u!"

by DQIT and WIAAN April 30, 2005