yogurt shot

A shotgun shell loaded what yogurt, similarly to how buckshot is loaded with dollar bills.

Dave: Check out my sweet shotgun! Pow!

Other Dave: You should put some yogurt shot in there and hit up that trendy froyo place. Show them who's boss.

by yogurtshot December 11, 2013

yogurt eggs

Yogurt Eggs is when you eat an egg dipped in yogurt and then putting your dicc in the shell and then cumming inside.

"My guilty pleasure is doin yogurt eggs"

by killermaid February 27, 2017

coochie yogurt

Yogurt made from a womans vaginal fluids

That bitch wap so good, she got coochie yogurt

by Kkakes November 12, 2020

yogurt dipping

Yogurt dipping-The act of cuming in an asshole and then eating it out. Resembling eating yogurt from a pot.

(If a man has facial hair that is white/grey around the mouth)-'hey, looks like he's been yogurt dipping.'

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by JustBanterReally June 2, 2016

Yogurt pants

When shmegma leaks through your trousers.

Wow your yogurt pants must be made of cheesecloth. You’ve leaked shmegma onto my car seat!

by Tunod81 May 9, 2021

yogurt optometry

Nonsense. Something that is rediculously untrue.

Derived from strip mall signs for a frozen yogurt shop and eye specialist positioned too close together.

"1+1=3? That's yogurt optometry!"

"So you say they're passing out money at the bank, eh? Sounds like a bunch of yogurt optometry to me!"

by Timo July 19, 2004

yogurt machine

When you take a condom stick, it in your partner's anus then blow it up. After that you cum inside it and push the ass cheeks together to squeeze the air out of the condom and shoot the cum in to your mouth.

Jim:I gave Aunt Stacy a yogurt machine last night and she didn't walk right for a week.

Todd:Yeah I was wondering what happened. Interesting.

by Stefan Ivanov January 6, 2008