Cunnilingus yogurt

Eating yogurt out of a woman s pussy.

At the county fairgrounds midway- biff- let's check out that booth. Look.it says cunnilingus yogurt-3 licks.only five dollars. Cliff: such a deal! Let's do it!

by 4realazitgits March 6, 2021

dropped the yogurt

The result of standing up too soon after receiving a cream pie.

Cassy was in a hurry to get to the bathroom and clean up, but unfortunately she dropped the yogurt halfway there.

by polecatjoe June 7, 2017

spinning yogurt

The act of a man ejaculating but the other party hasn't so he keeps going until they get off.

A gentleman keeps spinning yogurt until the lady finishes as well.
This dude I banged was straight spinning yogurt waiting for me to finish and I think I love him for it.

by Lady Creep October 28, 2017

yogurt shot

A shotgun shell loaded what yogurt, similarly to how buckshot is loaded with dollar bills.

Dave: Check out my sweet shotgun! Pow!

Other Dave: You should put some yogurt shot in there and hit up that trendy froyo place. Show them who's boss.

by yogurtshot December 11, 2013

coochie yogurt

Yogurt made from a womans vaginal fluids

That bitch wap so good, she got coochie yogurt

by Kkakes November 12, 2020

yogurt optometry

Nonsense. Something that is rediculously untrue.

Derived from strip mall signs for a frozen yogurt shop and eye specialist positioned too close together.

"1+1=3? That's yogurt optometry!"

"So you say they're passing out money at the bank, eh? Sounds like a bunch of yogurt optometry to me!"

by Timo July 19, 2004

yogurt machine

When you take a condom stick, it in your partner's anus then blow it up. After that you cum inside it and push the ass cheeks together to squeeze the air out of the condom and shoot the cum in to your mouth.

Jim:I gave Aunt Stacy a yogurt machine last night and she didn't walk right for a week.

Todd:Yeah I was wondering what happened. Interesting.

by Stefan Ivanov January 6, 2008