Yogurt Flower

A woman's vagina or vaginal area. So called for both the appearance and texture of the female genitalia.

After a little foreplay, her yogurt flower was blooming.

by rolling green drive August 24, 2010

Yogurt pants

When shmegma leaks through your trousers.

Wow your yogurt pants must be made of cheesecloth. You’ve leaked shmegma onto my car seat!

by Tunod81 May 9, 2021

Cunnilingus yogurt

Eating yogurt out of a woman s pussy.

At the county fairgrounds midway- biff- let's check out that booth. Look.it says cunnilingus yogurt-3 licks.only five dollars. Cliff: such a deal! Let's do it!

by 4realazitgits March 6, 2021

yogurt tube

Penis.

Does that mean you're back riding that yogurt tube?

by Chingachguk October 26, 2017

yogurt eggs

Yogurt Eggs is when you eat an egg dipped in yogurt and then putting your dicc in the shell and then cumming inside.

"My guilty pleasure is doin yogurt eggs"

by killermaid February 27, 2017

yogurt optometry

Nonsense. Something that is rediculously untrue.

Derived from strip mall signs for a frozen yogurt shop and eye specialist positioned too close together.

"1+1=3? That's yogurt optometry!"

"So you say they're passing out money at the bank, eh? Sounds like a bunch of yogurt optometry to me!"

by Timo July 19, 2004

yogurt machine

When you take a condom stick, it in your partner's anus then blow it up. After that you cum inside it and push the ass cheeks together to squeeze the air out of the condom and shoot the cum in to your mouth.

Jim:I gave Aunt Stacy a yogurt machine last night and she didn't walk right for a week.

Todd:Yeah I was wondering what happened. Interesting.

by Stefan Ivanov January 6, 2008