womb canoe

(n) a penis

I pleasured her for seconds with my womb canoe.

by Fwerp December 10, 2020

Womb Fart

An insult a mother or father can use to call their child a mistake

damit jerry you never do the dishes and you sit on your ass all day you Womb Fart

by bobbybigbalIs July 6, 2021

womb ticket

A pregnancy test.

Bro, my ho done give me a womb ticket ...ain't no way that fuck trophy is mine.

by Ditto2458 May 17, 2020

Wombing It

The sexual acronym stands for Washing Out My Buttcrack and is used when your partner is boutta go down on you and for once you feel generous enough to wash it so she doesnt get a dinkleberry on her lip

Person 1:”Ay bro why the fuck you takin so long in the bathroom?!”
Person 2:”Fuck you dogg im in here wombing it!”
Person 1:”Thats fuckin right fool,RESPECT!”

by Tinwaysthedisgrace May 17, 2022

Womb doom

When the dark cloud descends towards or during the time of their monthly hell (periods)

How was your day? "Well, Trevor, I could killed with my biro and don't even ask about that cunt in finance!! My womb doom is on high alert! I need wine, chocolate and a greasey ass take away NOW!!!!!!!!!"

by Claire0520 March 19, 2021

Womb abuser

An ass hole man that lies to their girlfriends on the pretense of their parents accepting their union and marriage, if they have a child. However after the girlfriends's 8th month they run away to never be seen.

Person 1: Did you hear Mark told lies of possible marriage accepted by parents if they have a child, to like 10 woman. He ran away every time on each of their 8th month.

Person 2: That's horrible. Mark is a womb abuser.

by MST3K I like December 24, 2020

Womb gremlin

Child, most cherished one, offspring, baby, teenager, toddler

I love my little womb gremlin, everyday is a joy

by Barneycl81 March 5, 2021