WindowsVista

A scramble for money upgrade which offers no true advantage over the previous.

"Man, I just sold that guy a metal tube for his intake and told him it would make his car faster... that was a good WindowsVista!!"

by Diggie January 15, 2007

Windows wakeup

When you turn on a Microsoft Windows computer and the Windows startup music blares out at full volume.

So here I am, daydreaming in my own world when suddenly I receive a Windows wakeup right before my prof started a lecture. The entire class was quite frizzed and annoyed by it.

by anonymous6812 December 18, 2008

Microsoft Windows

Consistently inconsistent.

"Microsoft Windows is complete garbage" said Mark as he booted up his Ubuntu PC.

by Melodi_Bug November 29, 2021

windows

1. An opening or a panel built into a wall, roof, or floor inside structure to permit the pass through of light or air.

2. implies Microsoft Windows. A computer operating system developed by Microsoft. First released in 1985, running on top of MS-DOS, in order to implement a graphical user interface (GUI) computing.

"dude, I am suffocating!!"
"well, open the fucking windows!!"

"hey man, there are these faggots arguing about Windows vs. Linux again..."
"who gives a shit, I use whatever the hell I like."

by CocoRice July 6, 2003

Tinted Windows

When somebody has a sick sports car, but the dude driving it is as ugly as fuck, so he tints the windows so still he gets all the female attention.

Girl 1: Oooo look at that hott 350Z driving by!

Girl 2: (as he gets closer) Uuuhh! But look at the guy driving it!

Girl 1: Uuuh yeah your right, he needs to get tinted windows, that's for sure!

by Scalcar April 25, 2009

WinDOS

Derrogatory name for Windows 1,2,3,3.1,95,98 and ME. Used to denote the fact that the above operating systems were based on MS-DOS

Dude, you're still running WinDOS 95?

by Performaman November 2, 2003

Windows

An operating system programmed by monkeys in a room with typewriters.

Your windows works as well as shit!

by supapuerco October 19, 2003