Crunchy White Boy

A fair skinned male who puts so much gel into his hair that if you press on it, it wil sound like bitting into a kettle cooked chip.

Crunchy white boys are the type of guys in the begining of the axe styling product commercials.

by SPC_Close24 March 16, 2011

Ohio White Boi

A person who was born in Ohio.But had a terrible future.And for some reason, people like Ohio white boi. Mentioned on their own song.

You Ohio White Boi's, miserible people

by stmtwwgr June 3, 2018

Skinny White Boy

Very easy to identify in Highschool. Wears baggy clothing that makes them look like a twig, and they walk rigid like they have a stick up their ass, and/or somewhat bent over. They never know where to put their arms or legs. Their lack of self-confidence radiates into everything they do. They often stutter or say something stupid which makes everyone around them cringe.
They are fixed into a constant state of embarrassment, as if everyone can see them naked and knows just how much they jerked off last night.
Contrary to popular belief, you do not need to be thin, Caucasian or male to be a Skinny White Boy. It is more of a phase/emotional state/syndrome some males develop when they haven't grown their balls yet.

A:"Why is John acting like that? Is something wrong with him?"
B:"He has a major case of skinny white boy syndrome. Just ignore him."

by SQuiet April 29, 2020

dirty white boy

A white boy that works in a kitchen for over 12 hours, sweating non stop. Usually smells of wet old broccoli and week old hotdogs. Then proceeds to give someone a big nasty wet bear hug. Leaving that person slimy and smelly.

Part of the "Dirty Snachez" family

Dave gave "Gina" a "Dirty White Boy" tonight in the kitchen! Charlie then pointed and laughed!

by Charlie!! July 20, 2008

white boy dick

Stereo typical term used for a penis of average length. 5 1/2-6" Not as large as a Negroes but not as small as an Asians.

Wolanda was lovin' her some white boy dick last night. She juiced herself real nice! Wasn't too big to hurt, wasn't too small to sleep.

by Tamica November 3, 2007

Obviously a white boy

When somebody is obviously a white boy

That white boy is skanking like a wet fanny three days before nigas hyping blushed. Obviously a white boy.

by Meat cleaver milne May 5, 2009

White Boy Fro

When a white boy's hair is so short and light that every strand is a fly away. This results in a small afro-like hairstyle that is difficult to resolve.

Guy 1: Dude you need a haircut.
Guy 2: Nah, I just got out the shower, rockin' that white boy fro now. It'll be gone in an hour.

by WhatTheWhat September 16, 2014