Weegie

1. (n) A slang term for a person from Glasgow. Sometime used in a derogatory manner. 2. (proper N.) An internet nickname referring to Luigi of Super Mario Bros Fame. 3. (n) A mispronunciation of Ouija, as in "Weegie Board".

1. John got punched in the face after he called that guy a weegie.
2. Captain Falcon? Please, I can pwn you with Weegie.
3. Weegie Boards are so fake, I don't see why you consult it for everything.

by Cube B August 12, 2008

Wedgie

A form of punishment used widely throughout American High Schools, in which the receiver's underwear is yanked violently up into their buttcrack, often causing extreme pain and chafing.

I used to give this freshman atomic wedgies until he cried. He was really short and small so it was easy to give him some really powerful wedgies that made him unable to sit for hours or even days afterwards. The best time was when I gave him a frontal wedgie so hard it bruised his nuts. Those were the glory days.

by Rappunk799 June 15, 2014

hanging wedgie

when a person or a group of people grab your underware, and pull up and hang him/her so they are suspended off the ground creating major pain in the anul and ass area, very embareassing if others are around may cause bleeding, anul swelling, peeing, and crying.

when i was in 6th grade i threw a huge party, and my parents were out of town, the party was so out of control we ran about 200 yds. to the elementary, there we started playing truth or dare and my friend got dared to give me a hanging wedgie while i was making out w/ a smokin hot chick i wasnt even paying attention when i felt my tighty whites put on a flag pole hook and a package of closed water taped to my hands(That was when i still wore whitey tightes instead of boxers) and i was pulled up to the top and it hurt so bad the water made me pee, and everybody laughed. and went home i was stuck there untill the day after it hurt so much and bit was all over the school, everyone made fun of me for it i kind of liked it.

by wedgie lover January 3, 2009

Hanging wedgie

When someone grabs you by the waistband of your underwear (usually tightey whiteys) and hang you on a coathook, pole, etc. You are suspended for a long period of time. This wedgie hurts a lot since you can't escape it. You usually have to wait until your underwear rips.

My parents were on a business trip. I was in the locker rooms one day and was changing. I made a huge mistake by taking off my shirts and pants, exposing me in my white tightey whiteys only, which were REALLY stretchy. One person screamed, "WEDGIE HIM!" so they ran up to me and pinned me down. All of them started to spank me and wedgie me. Then the school bully came and gave me an atomic wedgie. He flushed my clothes down the toilet. Everyone cheered then he unhooked the atomic wedgie and gave me a hanging wedgie on the coathooks and hung me by the front and back end of my waistband. He let everyone pull me. He left me there until recess came, which wasn't until about 2 hours. He took me outside only in my tightey whiteys and walked where the teacher couldn't see us. He got me down and carried me to the flagpole and hung me there. I was lifted to the top. I had to stay there for more than a day, because the teachers didn't see. I slept in the painful wedgie and didn't get down the next day. The bully fed me at times, but I would still be in the wedgie. Every kid in my school saw and laughed. The bully came back at night and got me down. He forced me to tell him where I lived, so he carried me to my house (I walk to my school) by my underwear, still unpicked, and hung me from a tree. He laughs and goes home, and I had to sleep in the wedgie until my parents came home and saw me. They got me down, and I had to pull down the underwear so they could wash it. Worst wedgie ever.

by TorturedWedgieVictimAtSchool December 22, 2009

Wedgies

Wedgies are one of the most effective methods of torture on the planet. Bully's use them to terrorize their victims, usually taking the back of the victims underwear and pulling them up as hard as possible, causing large amounts of pain and irritation. The victim, usually in a lot of pain, will most likely cry, which makes the bully happy and give more wedgies. Wedgies can occur anywhere, anytime.

i was at the beach when the school bully was there to. i saw him and tried to run, but he grabbed the back of my bathing suit and dragged me away. he wedgies my suit hard in my butt, which hurt bad! he put sand in the back and front then wedgies the sand up my butt it hurt so then he hung me in wedgie from a tree at the side of the woods and left for a bit. he came back with lots of stuff said were gonna have fun! then he made crabs attach to my nipples and made me drink 10 water bottles ad eat some gross stuff to make me poop well i did! i pooped and peed all over myself and he laughed kicked my balls 100 times put crabs in my bathing suit and left. it took 4 hour to get down i cried!

by beachwedgie March 23, 2011

Wedgie

A painful experience wen the bak of ur underwear is pulled up ur bak wit gr8 strength

1 time changin 4 gym my friend came up behind me nd shouted WEDGIE so every1 in my class came and gave me a wedgie. They gave me an atomic wedgie nd den changed it 2 a hangin wedgie nd left me in their locker til after gym. wen dey let me down dey gave me a swirlie nd a wedgie at the same time. He did this 2 my other friend aswell so we got bak at my friend last time he slept over. We gave him a hangin wedgie na made him drink loads of water so he peed himself nd made him sleep in it. B4 we let him down we kicked him in the nuts nd den we gave him a swirlie. He hasnt given us a wedgie since but we keep doin it 2 him 2 make sure he dosent do it 2 us.

by Payback giver January 4, 2009

Around the world wedgie

When you are given a wedgie in the front, back and sides, and sometimes tucked in your shoulders so it seems like you're wearing an underwear t-shirt.

When I was 14, 4 friends decided to gave me an Around the world wedgie. Everyone who saw me thought I aws wearing an underwear t-shirt.

by Wedgiieer April 18, 2010