welfare

Assistance that low class males use when they have no job, no money are broke etc..

Damn you dont want to mess wit him boo- He fat and on welfare.

by Boo February 19, 2005

welfare

the day i celebrate!!!! the first of the month when i get my check. My free money from the government that arrives to my shithole apartment to get food cause im too lazy to work.

the first of the month i get welfare. YAY!

by sal vitals January 10, 2008

welfare cigars

cigars that you buy at Sams on silver spring in wisconsin. 2 wraps for the dolla
either
players choice cigars
or
good times flat wraps.
mainly used for smoking schwag by cheap peoples of the colored variety.

that bitch at sams knows me well.

i go there everyday to buy those welfare cigars and roll fat ones.

by cohente 69 April 14, 2010

Welfare

the india defination of the american dream

italian: my dream is to go to america to work hard start my own company so i cant get everything i always dreamed of (new house,rolex, sports car ect...)

Indian: i vant to go to america to be on da welfare to stay at hom and make a da money wit no work, dank you tax payers!! vedy much you noe, but i make my daughter work at mc donalds so i get da free food

by John leeie September 2, 2011

webfamous

Famous on the internet or mainly from the internet. Sometimes, famous enough to spill over into other media such as televsion.

pronounced like "infamous" NOT like the two words "web" and "famous"

His blog is so widely read, it's made him webfamous. NBC news even quoted it!

by Jaime Choo the JUBU August 5, 2008

Welfare special TV

An old heavy big screen tv. Not a flat screen. So heavy a robber could not carry it out of your house.

Welfare special TV old 32 inch Sony from 1999

by nygadfly September 10, 2012

welfareweather friend

A friend who hangs around only as long as you can provide what he or she cannot (or would rather not) provide for him or herself. This is the friend who is always lamenting their lack of money and makes you feel a certain level of pressure when the time comes to pay for lunch or other entertainment you've shared. This feeling can go as far as a feeling of guilt for being well-off (or not so necessitated) yourself and you may end up offering this person money to help them out. However, the welfareweather friend never pays back and their situation never seems to improve.

friend: "Should we invite Carmen to lunch with us?"
you: "I'd rather not have to pay for her today."
friend: "Yeah, that's true. And we'd have to pay for her kids' lunch too, for sure"
you: "Whenever I tell her I can't invite, she says no to everything. She's a welfareweather friend."

by madcopy August 20, 2013