A British insult. Usually "bloody" means "fucking" in America. Bloody wanker would mean in America "fucking dickhead"
by sanchez4555555 May 19, 2005
Get the bloody wankermug. by Chuck December 1, 2003
Get the dirty wankermug. The row of LEDs under the main headlights on any new Audi. They always seem to be lit, no matter how bright the sun is on any particular day. They serve no purpose other than to alert other road users to the fact that the driver of the Audi owns an Audi, and that their Audi goes faster than your car. Unless you own a Porsche.
by tomleecee August 24, 2011
Get the Wanker Lanternsmug. When you masturbate for too long without coming / another person masturbates a male for too long and gets a stiff hand and wrist.
by GTFO my dog October 18, 2008
Get the wanker's clawmug. The feeling of regret after you've just shot your load. Normally happens after you've had two hour wank session over some really, really filthy anal dressed up like a pig A2M porn that turns your stomach and makes you fire 2 metres.
Results in you running ccleaner to clear your tracks, the deletion of your five year porn stash and a cold shower.
Results in you running ccleaner to clear your tracks, the deletion of your five year porn stash and a cold shower.
Tim: I just burnt my clothes, chucked the PC out of the window and chopped my own balls off.
Ben: Bad case wanker's regret man.
Ben: Bad case wanker's regret man.
by TimBen86 December 23, 2009
Get the Wanker's Regretmug. 
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
Get the Wanker of the Weekmug.