wolverhampton wanderers

the best team in the world and the future premiership champions

wolves 1-0 manchester united

by Ste March 30, 2005

wanker lights

the stupid little, often neon blue LED lights that a boy racer will have on the bonnet of their (badly) souped up Astra/Polo/other random car your Gran wouldnt be seen dead driving. Users of these wanker lights are often 17-24 year old burberry wearing idiots who hang around schools and colleges after final bell, honking any fit girl who walks past.

Ridiculed by many.

look at the wanker lights on that thing!

by Amy the great October 25, 2004

wanker's cramp

A condition commonly occuring in those diagnosed with RSI, (although not necessarily), in which the sufferer experiences pain or discomfort after excessive wanking.

Sean: wank me off, bitch.
Lucy: i can't, i've got wanker's cramp.

by 400 May 30, 2008

wangerin

Non-specific plans to hang out.
Loitering, hanging out, or strolling with friends, waiting for something good to happen.
From the word "wander"
(Pronounced wahn-Grrr-in)

H: What are you doing saturday?
C: I was going to wangerin the mall with Emily
H: Sounds good!

B: Man, we need to make better plans.
C: What's wrong?
B: We always end up wangerin to no end.

by Jim McKennery January 10, 2008

wanker's whiplash

A painful spasm felt after nearly being caught wanking, the actual pain is felt when one pulls their hand back from their cock and their shoulder is strained by the sudden movement. A good way of preventing this from happening is to stretch before masterbating or simply locking your door.

Person A - Hey, why's your arm in a sling?

Person B - Last night i thought i was alone in the house, so i had a wank. Midway through i heard my mum come up the stairs so i paniced and... (points at arm) this happened.

Person A - Whoa... Wanker's Whiplash... You should have limbered up first.

by Anonymous #924876 January 19, 2010

Superdry Wanker

Someone that seems to only wear Superdry clothing.

'That guys dressed all in Superdry!'
'What a Superdry Wanker!'

by Tiktackz December 31, 2011

Plank-Wanker

n: A derogatory term used to describe someone who partakes in the noble sport of Extreme Lying Down, but refers to it as Planking.

Person 1: Hey man, you wanna come planking with me?

Person 2: Boy, you are lucky I don't smack you upside the head! You bloody Plank-Wanker!

by Funky W June 9, 2011