verbally masturbate

(v.) to derive excessive pleasure by dominating a conversation, usually through bragging and a demonstration of extreme knowledge of a subject, lording it over other people

Dan couldn't stop verbally masturbating to Incubus; he even asked me what "A Certain Shade of Green" was about, despite knowing for a fact that I had never heard the song.

by The Ox June 5, 2003

Ninja Verbal Assualt

1) any word or phrase yelled by a ninja to startle or distract a victim
2) the act of performing such an act on a victim

The stealthy ninja creeps around the corner, and... is unexpectedly spotted by a roaming nobleman. The ninja acts quickly, yelling "EGGROLL!!!" at the top of his lungs. The nobleman is startled just long enough for the ninja to close the gap between them and snap the nobleman's neck.

by KurDt January 26, 2005

verbal period

Noun.

1. The period spoken at the end of a sentence uttered by a moron or rhetorical hack.

2. Useful punctuation in writing. A grating rhetorical device in speaking.

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Person 1: Alan Thicke is the sexiest man alive, period!

Person 2: Nice verbal period, moron.

Person 1: Oh, shit, I thought I was typing that sentence to you. I realize writing and speaking are two completely different things, but I often forget which one I'm in the middle of, because I'm a fucking moron.

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Person 3: This aggression will not stand! Period!!!

Person 4: Good, I'm glad you used a verbal period, because otherwise the only clue I'd have that your sentence was over would be the pause after your last word. And pauses are so hard to discern.

by Turban Friction Dandy June 30, 2011

GGF Verdandi

An AWESOME club that is found at vasaskolan in Gävle, Sweden. Here Teenagers gather every friday to talk gossip, slutshame girls and using snuff. It’s kinda a cult for alcoholic kids but it’s aight, you’re cool!

Hey Paul, I heard you were a part of that cult GGF Verdandi?

by Skolskjutaren May 4, 2021

verbally masterbating

When one talks about himself to a second party as being better than the rest of the population. While it is said to someone else, it is really just intended for the person to hear out loud how "awesome" they are. May be done out of deep-seated insecurity.

Matt: "I am going to be the most awesome lawyer. I am just a really compelling speaker blah blah blah"
Other people later: "Goddamn Matt was verbally masterbating so much there might be chafing."

by yeah April 13, 2003

Verbal sparring

An argumentive debate. Having opposing views and debating.

Susan liked her boyfriend, who was not afraid to be a verbal sparring partner.

by Sabrinee August 9, 2018

verbal constipation

A disease similar to Verbal Diarrhea (even though they spelt it wrong!) however instead of being unable to shup, the victim is unable to start talking, and cannot construct coherent words or phrases.

Letty-poo: I..... u.. h ..... ... ei.... h ......hs.....
Beccy-poo: dude, u have a serious case of verbal constipation

by beccy-poo July 28, 2004