Verbal Fellatio

Heaping so much praise on someone as to bring that person to climax.

President Trump gave Vladimir Putin so much verbal fellatio at the Helsinki press conference, that the broadcast of the event was rated NSFW.

by Don the Traitor July 17, 2018

Verbal Post-it

n. A verbal utterance, typically used as a memory trigger, and most often mistaken by someone within ear shot as conversation.

n. A statement or partial statement spoken aloud to yourself.

Sorry, I wasn't talking to you...I was leaving myself a verbal post-it!

by Mj0424 October 19, 2010

verbal diarrhea

the product that results when everything that issues from a person's mouth is a flood of wet runny shit.

I was looking in a magazine and there was an article of "things you can get for your loved ones this Christmas". There were the latest audio-books, movies, recorded speeches anthologies and then there was the recorded "works" of every Rush Limbaugh radio session to date. The writer referred to that as "verbal diarrhea". Honest!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 24, 2009

verbal rapability

the art of talking a female into getting anything you want, A mans skills at running game.

Based on my verbal rapability, she pays my bills, gives me her car, and let's me stay at her place all the time.

by joey f August 12, 2005

Verbal judo

The way of using words as weapons. A profient practicioner can cut a rival down without physical attack. Strings together profanity in a creative and interesting way.

Don't mess with a blackbelt of verbal judo.

by Tony666 April 21, 2009

verbal gonorrhea

1) a contagious inabilty to shut the fuck up, which easily spreads among the listeners.
Much like the white noise of teenage fans at a pop concert or the adult fans at a sports concert, except this disease has no rhyme or reason and then it seemingly stops for no particular reason. Usually there is one of two stragglers who try to keep the conversation going but the other peers no longer care.

Oh, here he comes again. If he starts his verbal gonorrhea again, lets just leave. I don't want to participate in his social experiment!

by Ethereal Mercenary October 25, 2010

verbal vomit

A forceful and continuous stream of many hurtful, hateful, angry, insulting, personal verbal attacks.

I feel I need to take a shower after she spewed all that verbal vomit at me.

by Not a Philistine December 03, 2016