vankerouac

A rich, entitled, generally (but not necessarily) white male who has "broken free of society" to live in a luxury Sprinter-type "van" in order to pursue various extreme sports at a relatively low level. They are generally seen drinking gourmet coffee while working on their personal branding, spraying questionable beta to anyone within earshot, and shouting "send it!" on beginner routes. See also douchebag, jerry.

Ugh, the Buttermilks are full of vankerouacs triple padding the Ironman Traverse today. Let's go to the Sads.

I wish that vankerouac would spend more time actually climbing the route and less time posing for shots for their Instagram. Other people would like to try it.

by pooridgeboy April 2, 2019

Vandyr

wee wee head ass lactose intolerant coconut. Vandyr is a weeb ass bitch hoe that travels a lot and likes to slap people's kneecaps. tbh he's a great friend ngl but this tampon sniffer is a pp nig nog ass bruva.

"wow I can't believe this bitch ass hoe just beat me in jump force!! What a Vandyr head ass bitch wee wee nig nog."

by mydinnermydinnermydinner July 6, 2019

Vandegrift Girls

Vandegrift High school is the only school in the world with girls so mid that the guys became gay and the girls started becoming lesbian because they know if they want some dick, its gonna have to be plastic.
Vandegrift girls, the only thing whiter then kim kardashians bleached ass hole. - Kanye 2022

Whats in common with Vandegrift Girls and sea turtles? They both choke on plastic.

by JoeBiden’sleftnut March 8, 2022

Vandegrift Boys

Vandegrift High School has the only boys on planet earth who’s dicks are long than a Vandegrift saxophone. The girls pussies are so big you can see right through it. In other words a literal sex fest

Vandegrift boys: dang girl looks like you got a huge pussy can. I see it in the bathroom?
Vandegrift girls Girl: hell yeah sex all the way

by Your mom.dot.com April 5, 2022

Derp Vader

One that ineffectively vents an angry position and is easily trolled. The responses get angrier and less coherent as they channel the derp side.

With every response Derp Vader floundered and sputtered into an incoherent diatribe.

by Hugh S Yurdadi December 6, 2016

barrth vader

The nickname for William Barr, given his proclivities for worshipping authority, demanding order, and quelling rebellions and uprisings.

"In Barrth Vader’s mind, charging a few dozen anarchist cosplayers with attempting to overthrow the federal government, and prosecuting Democratic mayors for, well, something, is a perfectly appropriate application of prosecutorial discretion."

by Soul Annoyed November 3, 2020

Windy Darth Vader

When your girl is giving you head while wearing a CPAP machine. The BJ feels great but the stream of air blowing up your ass makes it double your pleasure.

My girl gave me a Windy Darth Vader and the that air was on point

by Stephen Roche March 14, 2022