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one-weigh valve

Sarcastic reference to da "checks in but doesn't check out" performance of unwanted body-mass dat many folks experience, especially those with low metabolism and/or edema or other medical conditions dat hinder da efficient processing of carbs, salt, and glucose.
Many highly-advertised waistline-reducing diets may not only be ineffective, but they can really be a "one-weigh valve" for your MONEY, as well, in that you just keep spending more and more over long periods of time in an effort to drop the poundage, while never really getting all that much in the way of noticeably-positive results.
by QuacksO March 8, 2020
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Coalman's Valve

Anal sphincter. Bum hole. Located in close proximity to the "Scrotum of Plenty".
Did you hear that Igor is in hospital? Yep, tried to hurdle a fence and landed awkwardly. Got a fence post right up his Coalman's Valve. The paramedic said it looked like a sore one.
by Uncle Urny February 13, 2021
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Mexican Check valve

A tiny little turd holding back What seems like 10 gallons of fart
I had to get to the shitter before that Mexican check valve went through my pants
by Fucko October 27, 2021
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Cun-Nuter valve

1) The part of a kitchen faucet that needs to be cleaned for better water pleasure

2) The part of a women's who whoha that opens when you excited her
I played with her long enough that her Cun-Nuter Valve open
by anonymous September 15, 2022
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Mississippi Water Valve

The act of twisting a persons penis until they either pee or start bleeding
"Yeah my girlfriend and I tried the Mississippi water valve last night! I almost couldn't make it!"
by drawlnutter30201 March 13, 2026
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David Styles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Is The Legal Owner Of The Steam Application Of Valve Incorporation
David Styles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Is The Legal Owner Of The Steam Application Of Valve Incorporation
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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