Vanilla Salt

When someone is pretending to be salty, or offering fake sympathy.

Example 1:
"Ouch, what a bad call."
"Get out of here with your Vanilla salt, man. You don't even like football."

by kirisame312 January 27, 2015

vanilla nipples

A female with extremely pale breasts.

Zant doesn't mess with girls with vanilla nipples often because he likes Asians...but he wouldn't turn down vanilla nipples either.

by Swaggerjacker90 July 19, 2014

Vanilla Snack Pack

During sex, you pull out and cum in her belly button, filling it to the top. During threesome's it's customary for the other female to eat this treat.

Tony just got up and left. I tried to go after him and spilled my vanilla snack pack everywhere. I gotta wash these sheets.

by Darkshadows November 21, 2015

Vanilla Shortcake

Swirly mixture of male and female ejaculant placed upon the face of the receiving female. Typically, the male catches the female juiciness in his mouth during her climax, then drips it on the face of the female whilst producing the other half of the creamy concoction.

"She told me she's a squirter so I Vanilla Shortcaked that bitch then Racooned the fuck outta there."

by Schieze December 27, 2015

vagilonian

When a woman lets her pubes roam free and it turns into a hideous uncontrollably monster.

After being lost in the wilderness, Beth came home with a vagilonian

by forthesakeofurban June 16, 2016

vanilla oreo

(n.) A white person who acts white. Vanilla Oreos frequently drive their minivans to local tennis courts. A vanilla Oreo is similar to an Oreo, but instead of being black they are white.

Yo dude , that guy Bradley is such a vanilla Oreo.

by Hnery Derpington III February 22, 2017

Vanilla Swirl

A term used by swingers to describe someone who is interested in, but does not live the Lifestyle.

Yeah Jessica been asking allot of questions about swinging latley. Oh i knew she was a vanilla swirl.

by soddy by goddy January 7, 2018