Ultimate happiness

When Two beings love each other so much that absolutely everything is about the other person. That you would give them your last cookie. You would wash their hair in the shower. You would bring them flowers every week just to see them smile. That you would send them texts of sunrises first thing in the morning to make their day better. That you would call them just to say you love them and that’s all you say. That you write them love notes on the toilet paper with a sharpee just to say you care. That you would do anything for this person even if it made you give up something you really cared about. That you would kiss them with morning breath. That you would pluck the hair from their unwanted areas. That you would give them the last glass of wine, the last bite of Dessert. That you would rub their feet just to give them a break. That you would bring them a hot wash cloth just to wipe their face in the morning in bed. You change their breaks just because you want them safe.

Mike and Heather have achieved ultimate happiness in their relationship!

by BigMikeMike May 13, 2019

Ultimate lifeform

A living creature that's reacted perfection.

Dude1: have you seen the ultimate lifeform
Dude2: shadow the hedgehog or kars?
Dude:1 ummmmmm

by Minecraft1stjedi August 17, 2020

ultimatekeqingfan3072

Sexiest bitch alive
I guarantee you this person is funnier than your whole family combined

Also theyre looking for some lady gaga oreos on the scene

Wow did you see them i wish I could take them out theyre so funny
Ultimatekeqingfan3072 is so cool they mean so much to everything ultimatekeqingfan3072>my mom

by Tootybooty26 March 10, 2021

Ultimate Roadhead

Getting a blowjob while the girl is driving. Setting the cruise control and you hold the wheel while she sucks it.

Kylie gave John Ultimate Roadhead on I-76 on the way to the 76ers game!

by Jollymando October 16, 2021

Ultimate Jizzbee

A supreme mind-blowing epic male orgasm where the male quivers, his eyes roll to the back of his head in pure heart-pounding, compounding pleasure, he partially loses control of his entire body, one of his eyes squints with partial nerve damage as he momentarily loses sight, and then he instantly and fiercely erupts like a hyper-pressurized 500 PSI geyser or fire hydrant, and then finally drops motionless in utter shock and disbelief of his mind-boggling experience.

Big Brother:
Having a woman in your life is so much more than touting arm candy 🍬 and regularly enjoying 20 seconds of Ultimate Jizzbee. 100 times out of 100 she's still an imperfect mortal human and will eventually do things that irritate you.

by Lil Sean March 27, 2023

ultimate legend

shitter, low skilled, suffers from a case of bloated ego

"Um, can y'all stop sucking so much? I'll have you know I'm an Ultimate Legend!"

by Urtimato Regendo March 30, 2023

Tyson Ultima

Rank, Title, or name given to the original Tyson Ultima who has endured many challenges whose power echos throughout the universe. If contact with such name or such rank beware handling him could mean certain death.

You death has been sponsored by Tyson Ultima

by Tyson Ultima March 30, 2008