by BadSamurai May 15, 2021
Get the Just the two of us mug.Well the Tennesee Twofer is a 2 for 1 situation. You start out in the missionary position, dick goes in the snatch and the balls go up the pooper. That's Step 1.
Now, here's where you get your money's worth. Pull everything out, flip the bitch over, throw your penis up her ass and cram those shit-covered balls up her vagine. That's the twofer, and that's how they roll in Tennesee.
Now, here's where you get your money's worth. Pull everything out, flip the bitch over, throw your penis up her ass and cram those shit-covered balls up her vagine. That's the twofer, and that's how they roll in Tennesee.
For example, I was in Nashville last week, minding my own business when this ho comes up to me and says "S'up fool? hows about some Twofer action, Tennesee style?". Let me tell ya, I got my $5 worth. Tennesee Twofer stylee.
by Big John McCarthy December 19, 2006
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Get the twoofing mug.The act of purchasing beer from walmart and doubling back to get multiple merchandise off the same receipt.
by popvegasallstar March 14, 2010
Get the twofer mug.Goodbye; informal saying
Used in random circumstances where the user is not satisfied with a normal phrase.
Originally a typo from "Toodlypip", it was adopted due to it working as a word and sounding better than the original.
Used in random circumstances where the user is not satisfied with a normal phrase.
Originally a typo from "Toodlypip", it was adopted due to it working as a word and sounding better than the original.
by Razierw December 15, 2009
Get the Tooflypio mug.A situation in which two females who, for whatever reason, end up sharing a single cocktail for most of the evening (More than likely to save money since most bitches are worthless).
In this instance, a desperate male carefully places rohypnol or another date rape drug in the shared drink while either female is distracted by some sort of shiny object. The consequent result being the unmistakable & urgent need for both females to suddenly enjoy "sleepy time."
This opportunity is often exploited by said pathetic male in order to indulge in sexual activity with not only one, but two unsuspecting female subjects at once, which would otherwise be impossible for such a man, who is so regularly deemed a socially unacceptable mate & typically doomed to rely on internet porn for female companionship.
In this instance, a desperate male carefully places rohypnol or another date rape drug in the shared drink while either female is distracted by some sort of shiny object. The consequent result being the unmistakable & urgent need for both females to suddenly enjoy "sleepy time."
This opportunity is often exploited by said pathetic male in order to indulge in sexual activity with not only one, but two unsuspecting female subjects at once, which would otherwise be impossible for such a man, who is so regularly deemed a socially unacceptable mate & typically doomed to rely on internet porn for female companionship.
Damn, bro! I can't believe you came here with only $2 & still managed to pull off a Roofer Twofer without gettin caught... You're such a SlagMagnet!!!
by dynoball June 24, 2011
Get the Roofer Twofer mug.Someone who believes that they know who's right even though they are OBVIOUSLY propagandised. They have been overly flouridated by the drinking water and heavily posioned by the vaccines.
Bob: the new world order dosen't exist you idiot.
Brad: Oh Bob, you're obviously a troofer since you can't wake up and see what's in front of your own eyes.
Brad: Oh Bob, you're obviously a troofer since you can't wake up and see what's in front of your own eyes.
by Jimmy786 May 5, 2010
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