two-by-four

In western Canada this refers to any piece of lumber. It doesn’t have to be strictly two inches by four inches (Canada does use the imperial system in construction).

“We’re gonna build a treehouse. We just need some two-by-fours and a hammer and some nails.”

by JFrancisF April 24, 2019

Fox Two

Air Force Slang for the launching of a Sidewinder Air to Air missile

"This is Gold 3, Fox Two!"

by Wolfe Kerensky September 1, 2005

Two Fingas

A term used by one when he/she is leaving or when others are leaving him/her. The two fingers are then thrown up resembling a peace sign.

Brock - "Ok bone-didleys, I'm gettin on up otta here, TWO FINGAS!"
Jake & Matt - "Two Fingas!!"

by J-Money $ December 19, 2005

Mew two

human made Pokemon that was known as the most powerful Pokemon but it killed its creators and began amassing an army of Pokemon turned suicide bombers with the promise they'd get endless ditto in heaven

Mew two destroyed ashes moms pussy

by father fast fingers February 19, 2017

Two Notch

A term used in Columbia, South Carolina. A road where prostitutes turn tricks. Any girl who walks down that road is accused of being a whore.

"Yeah, I saw her walking down Two Notch...she is such a whore!"

"God, she is such a whore. I bet she works on Two Notch."

by lil_babe11 May 13, 2008

two-four

(Noun) A case of beer consisting of 24 bottles. Usually enough for one or two Canadians. "Case" or "Box" are seldom used in lieu of two-four. Popularly consumed with a candle light dinner.

Wife: "How's the Kraft Dinner, eh?"
Husband: "Good there. Would ya mind gettin us a couple more Moosehead outta the two-four? It's in the snowbank on the left, eh?"

by Eatthebottles April 21, 2004

Two Dudes

Two dudes are causing a nationwide crime wave. Whenever an assault victim is brought into the ER and the cops show up to take the crime report, the alledged perps are always 'two dudes" and the victim was always just "minding my business" If only we could incarcerate these nefarious "two dudes" crime rates would fall drastically and more people would be free to "mind their own business"

I was just minding my own business when these two dudes put a cap in me

by sgrant39 May 21, 2011