Tiny Turtle

An undersized vagina clit. Often hiding in its hood.

Those twins both shared identical tiny turtles.

by Warno12331 November 26, 2009

Salty Turtle

When you cum in a girl's mouth, the proceed to leave your erect penis in her mouth until it goes limp.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hook up with Sally last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, I gave her a Salty Turtle.

by Crunch_berry August 7, 2011

Two Headed Turtle

Taking a shit while wearing a thong. Possibly while drunk.

That chick I met at the bar last night was so drunk she squatted in the alley on the way back to my place and birthed a two headed turtle!

by Kuhtarl March 5, 2011

dusty turtle

Someone who has not had a blow job in a very long time. Particularly, an uncircumcised man who has not had a blow job in years.

He's a dusty turtle, he has not had a blow job in years.

by snowmaiden December 26, 2018

purple turtle

to squeeze the penis till it turns purple, then pull your fist outward as if a turtle head going into the shell.

Tom is gonna go home and make his purple turtle puke.

by TreR March 27, 2003

Turtleing

When you have to poop so bad and it feels as if it is starting to poke out. Only to have you force it back in via a strong clench.

I must get back to the room I am Turtleing right now. Hurry Up! I am Turtleing!

by DSeanK January 26, 2015

awkward ninja turtle

similar to the awkward turtle, place your hands on top of each other, except point your palms towards the awkward individual (representing the evolution of the ninja turtles to walk upright) and make punching/kicking gestures with your forefingers/thumbs

someone makes a sex joke in front of your parents.....what do you do?....awkward ninja turtle....

by Craiggy February 24, 2008