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Trucker Nuggets

The nasty, gross, stained fabrics, bathrooms, smells, etc. that make your skin crawl.

You may be asking yourself, "What are Trucker Nuggets?"

Picture it:

A big, hairy, sweaty truck driver is on the road all day long. He checks into a hotel for the night. He wants to be comfortable and he's by himself, so he strips down naked. He sits in the upholstered chair to eat his greasy dinner. Scratches "himself" a few times and flips through the TV channels with the remote. He then decides it's time for bed. He crawls under the sheets. As he is trying to get comfortable he passes gas a few times (one was a bit overzealous) turns out the lamp and goes to bed. The next morning he checks out. What is left behind? TRUCKER NUGGETS!

Trucker nuggets don't have to be in a hotel or made by a truck driver. The term refers to all those nasty, gross, stained fabrics, bathrooms, smells, etc. that make your skin crawl. Some examples...
- A stained & worn waiting room chair upholstered with 1970's orange/yellow polyester woven fabric.
- Going in a thrift store and finding hair all over a shirt you were going to try on.
- Going in a really dirty public bathroom and watching your kids touch everything.

This is by no means meant to be disrespectful to truck drivers. The concept for trucker nuggets began In low budget hotels.
The hotel chair was covered in Trucker Nuggets.
by MrsDixon May 28, 2022
mugGet the Trucker Nuggetsmug.

Trucker Triangle

The triangle shaped shit mark on the back of a toilet seat from a dirty ass found mostly in truckstop bathrooms.
Dude, skip the first stall! There's a trucker triangle the size of the great pyramids!
by Peanutbutterpug May 3, 2024
mugGet the Trucker Trianglemug.

Trucker cocaine

A newly adopted slang term for nicotine pouches as they are Farley potent next to vape or cigarettes and is just pouches that are a very suspicious white color and wake your ass up much like cocaine
Dude 1: yo are you going to be able to stay up for the rest of the drive with just a redbull you've been driving for 10 hours straight and we still got 5 more to go
Dude 2: hell yeah bro I've using that trucker cocaine for the last hour
Dude 1: say no more your set
by Dan the car guy April 13, 2022
mugGet the Trucker cocainemug.

Trashy trucker

Stereotype of the classic American young adult. Trashy (makeup, hairstyle, fashion style) by birth and trucker by choice. She drinks like a man, smokes « till she’s high », will use more often bro and the n-word than she will floss her grillz. The kind of guettoish bitch that can afford to pay for her own college tuition tho.
- Have you met Sarah’s friend?
- The trashy trucker who puked in her Louis Vuitton? With her eyelash hanging?

- Yep!
by 19Joke October 3, 2019
mugGet the Trashy truckermug.

Mother Trucker

This is when you are in front of your grand-parents and you don't want to use foul language.Mother Trucker stands for YOU MOTHER FUCKER.It is also a means to communicate with the mother of a trucker.
"Gerry i'm tired of your shit you mother trucker".
Grand-Parents:(^-^)"Good language".
by Xxx_TrollGrammar_xxX August 4, 2017
mugGet the Mother Truckermug.

Trucker

A trucker is a cool person that delivers goods to us.

Some of the best ways to identify 1 is to look for these stereotypes sometimes had trouble walking usually has a burnt left arm usually def in the left ear almost always has a wrecked right shoulder always wears a flat bill mesh backed baseball cap usually smokes cigars and absolutely always wears a trucker headset, hell he probably wears that thing to bed. But over all he’s probably a pretty nice guy so just look for these characteristics and thank a trucker for all he does for you.
A trucker is a cool person
by Wreck it wrelph June 2, 2022
mugGet the Truckermug.

Trucker Gravy

The wondrous concoction of lot lizard snatch and multiple truckers hot and sweaty semen.
I heard Tiffany was full of trucker gravy on that 401 OnRoute.
by LizardLover40169 October 29, 2025
mugGet the Trucker Gravymug.

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