Tahitian Treat

When performing cunnilingus on a girl while drunk, and you vomit inside of her vagina. You don't tell her, you just call it a night and let her figure it out later.

I was so drunk I didn't even realize I gave her a Tahitian Treat.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

Any meats a treat

The female equivalent of "any hole is a goal".

Female 1: "Ew, don't have sex with that guy, he doesn't even have a job!!

Female 2: "Oh well, any meats a treat"

by Genitahlia November 29, 2019

treat yo self

A term that originated in popular NBC television show Parks and Recreation, when Tom and Donna two financially self destructive adults that work in the Parks and Rec. Department of Pawnee, Indiana decide to spend an entire day pampering and spoiling themselves. However in the process end up destroying their bank accounts.

"Once a year Donna and I spend a day treating ourselves. What do we treat ourselves to?"
"Clothes"
"Treat Yo Self"
"Fragrances"
"Treat Yo Self"
"Massages"
"Treat Yo Self"
"Mimosas"
"Treat Yo Self"
"Fine leather goods"
"Treat Yo Self"
"THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR!"

by LiamWisner October 14, 2017

frosted kitty treats

Cat poops covered in kitty litter, primarily those found and eaten by your dog.

I wish my dog would stop eating frosted kitty treats. I keep finding little trails of gravel leading to my dog with bad breath.

by A dog and cat owner May 29, 2013

Fat Faggot Treat

What a cinnabon should be called. Each comes with it's own cup of piping hot cum. Coined by stand-up comedian Louis C.K.

Yeah, give me a Fat Faggot Treat please...Yes with the hot cum! What, do you think I have integrity? I'm getting a cinnabon right now...at the airport...that I arrived at! I could go home and eat real food, but I'm getting a fuckin' cinnabon, an old one too! How long have you had these laying out?

by nickreaper March 07, 2012

Fat Faggot Treat

A term coined by Louis CK as an alternative to "Cinnabon"

"I'm going to the food court, do you want anything?"

"Yeah, I'll have a fat faggot treat."

"Do you want the hot jizz on it?"

"Of course I want the hot jizz!"

by bluffalo1 January 24, 2012

Yapper Napper Treats

A special dog treat formulated to put that neighborhood yapper into doggie dreamland for the night when you can’t sleep.

I threw just one of the Yapper Napper Treats to my neighbor’s dog and heard her snap it up in a second; it was no yapping after that, I slept like a baby!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019