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steal treasure

(verb) the act of destroying an individual and swiping what was formerly their valuables
look at that H-mo. let's kill him and steal his treasure
steal treasure by mephisto May 28, 2003

Westside Treasure Map

a map that helps you locate bars where you could find a Westside Treasure or two (or three!)
I printed up a Westside Treasure Map for the bachelor party this weekend!

Monkey Treasure

slang term for marijuana.
Whenever I smoke monkey treasure it makes my eyes red and gives me the munchies.

Mississippi Treasure Hunt 

pursuing the cousin of your ex. If the cousin is of the same gender as the pursuer ie the male breaks up with the female to pursue her male cousin, its a mississippi treasure hunt with a hint of lime.
My boyfriend and i broke up and now I want to go after his cute cousin, so I'm going on a mississippi treasure hunt.

panus treasure 

A long lost "treasure" in one's skin folds found on an x ray, CT, or MRI by a radiologist.
Ma'am you don't have cancer, but I believe I've found a panus treasure. You have a salad fork lodged under your belly roll.
panus treasure by Gasser August 23, 2014

Shrek treasure hunt 

One of the most godly games made for ps2. You get to play as shrek
Guy 1: hey dude wanna play shrek treasure hunt?
Guy 2: fuck yeah!