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Traffic Jam

Sorry I was late for work, there was one hell of a traffic jam.
by TrollDeputy February 9, 2013
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Traffucked

"Man, I've been traffucked for the last one hour. Nothing's moving here, it's like a parking lot."
by BombayAddict January 8, 2009
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traffuck

traf-uck noun, verb, -fucked, -fuck·ing.

–noun
1.
the lack of movement of vehicles, ships, persons, etc., in an area, along a street, through an air lane, over a water route, etc.: the heavy traffuck on Main Street.
2.
the vehicles, persons, etc., not moving in an area, along a street, etc.
3.

when you absolutely can't be late and you get stuck on the road you are traffucked.
4.
Road congestion stress.
running late for a job interview came around the bend on the thruway and suddenly a dead stop...traffuck. The traffic has f**ked me again.
by Never say January 4, 2011
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Traffic

.noun
The practice of making out with/sleeping with dubious quantities of men on a regular basis. Generally used in a derogatory sense. Asscoiated with Lolita-esq promiscuity.
Emily got tonsilitis 10 times this year?!?!!
Wow, she must be taking some serious traffic
by Chuck Boyyd December 10, 2010
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Traffic Droid

Used to describe a disgruntled road user or pedestrian trying to lecture another road user how to use the road properly.
a Traffic Droid cyclist knocked on my window at a red light and said i was a little bit over the stop line and that i should "be more considerate to other people on the road"
by AC Original July 31, 2012
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Human Traffic Cone

When two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park inbetween them
Guy 1: did you see the Human Traffic Cone?

Guy 2: Hellz ya i got that shit in one try
by Concon125 December 14, 2010
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Stop & Go Traffic

When on the rode, and the lights keep turning red, then green again. You often catch every red light, leaving you waiting. This traffic usually always has at least 1 accident.
Boss(On phone with employee): Why are you so late for work?

Employee(On phone with Boss): Sorry, Sir, I ran into some Stop & Go Traffic!!!
by TehPurpleIce April 11, 2011
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