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jackoff all trades

An individual claiming proficiency for every task presenting itself, anywhere. He is neither schooled nor proficient beyond the ability to claim such.

An individual whose continued claims at ability are immediately discounted upon attempt.
"Dave says he'll fix my brakes, file my taxes, upgrade my computer, and save me a bundle! And he's gonna read my fortune, win Lisa back, and get me promoted!"

"Dude, Dave's an divorced, unemployed dog groomer. Don't let him touch your shit... Guy's a jackoff all trades."
by 3sqzper January 5, 2009
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trading cards

Such cards include card games, sports cards, and movie sponsor cards, but not standard playing cards. They are usually paper or cardboard based, and have a distinct lack of any electronic and/or external stimuli. This is likely the reason for the major lack of appeal.
Trading cards are so lame because they require my own input and energy to get any enjoyment from them.
Trading cards are so awesome because they require my own input and energy to get any enjoyment from them.
by Alvan July 16, 2007
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tradfem

a portmanteau of "traditional feminism" in reference to belief that adherence traditional feminine gender roles are better or more correct, especially those held by conservative Christian Americans, especially WASPs.

Often in opposition of more modern women's rights and feminist movements, non-traditional gender roles (I.E. women wearing pants, having jobs.)
Clair thinks a woman's place is in the home. She runs a tradfem blog and posts pictures of women in dresses with long hair and discusses child rearing and cooking.
by buffaloobill August 16, 2018
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Trading places

potentially the best comedy of the 1980's. witty, dark, and oozing a total disregard for political correctness. a truly hilarious piece of film.
Randolph: There's nothing wrong with that man. He is simply a product of poor enviornment.

Mortimer: Of course there's something wrong with him...he's a negro...probably been stealing since he could crawl.
by Lord Liger March 23, 2005
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trading pictures

a game that involves taking pictures and sending them back and forth to one another, can sometimes lead to sexting
john: hey jessica wanna trade pictures? jessica: sure! i love trading pictures
by ayeee sky December 30, 2011
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Tradarius

Really tall, okay looking guy. But has the tendencies to play women.
"i was talking to tradarius the other day-"
"Wait what!?!?! He's talking to you too?!"
by Aquarius April 3, 2015
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Jel Trade Bot

The best Roblox trading bot. It will auto make trades and increase your rap over time!
Person 1: Hey have you heard of the olympian trade bot
Person 2: Jel trade bot is way better
Person 3: Your right
by Andrew1ts February 25, 2021
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