Alvan's definitions

trading cards

Such cards include card games, sports cards, and movie sponsor cards, but not standard playing cards. They are usually paper or cardboard based, and have a distinct lack of any electronic and/or external stimuli. This is likely the reason for the major lack of appeal.

Trading cards are so lame because they require my own input and energy to get any enjoyment from them.
Trading cards are so awesome because they require my own input and energy to get any enjoyment from them.

by Alvan July 16, 2007

gdfi

This is an acronym that stands for "Go Die, Fucking Idiot". Its uses are admittedly limited compared to other acronyms such as "lol" and "lmao", but makes for a good retort and conversation starter.

go gdfi your mom sucks

gdfi, bitch!

by Alvan September 8, 2006

gdiard

This acronym stands for "Go Die In A Rotten Ditch". It is doubly hilarious because it is a grammar travesty and suggests dying in a strange fashion. It is pronounced "guh-DEEard". This word is used mainly as a verb, more specifically, a diatribe.

gdiard, mom!

Man, you're so stupid. I wish you'd gdiard.

by Alvan September 17, 2006